Robin the Red Clad Boy Wonder

[Intro - sleigh bells, and choir chanting] [Verse 1 - Mocking tone] Robin the red-clad boy wonderrrrrrr, Had a silly little masssssk. And if you ever saw himm, You’d know it’s paper-thin at best! [Verse 2 - Sarcastic flair] All of the Gotham villains Used to laugh and call him names: “Sidekick” and “Bat’s accessory,” Oh, the shame! Oh, the shame! [Chorus - Teasing loudly] Then one gloomy Christmas Eve, Batman came to say: “Robin, with your tights so bright, Won’t you punch some goons tonight?” [choir interlude] [Bridge - spoken] [Hysterical laughter (HA-HA-ha-HA “Tights so bright?! Oh, Batsy, you’re just setting him up for disaster! What’s next, a cape that doubles as a tea towel?!” [Spoken] “Wait, wait, hold on… I’ve got it: Boy Blunder! Ha! That’s the spirit of the season!” [Verse 3 - Over the top] Robin, the Bat’s little helper, Tried his best to save the dayy. But when he slipped on candy canes, Bane turned him into a sleigh! Oh the humanity! hooo-hooo [Outro - Hysterical yet sentimental] So, here’s to you, Boy Blunder, Keep jingling all the way. Oh, Gotham’s favorite punchline, Happy Batmas, by the way! [mic drop] [end]