Honoured guests, uncles, cousins, strangers Please raise your glass for the bride and the groom Which one is the groom? Nobody remembers Ah, never mind! Music! Friday it began with one polite little toast Saturday the deacon waltzed a coat-stand round the hall Sunday morning grandma stood on top of the piano Now it's Monday and the cake survived it all Hey! Hey! Nobody goes home! Hey! Hey! Bolt it shut and hide the phone! Third day of the wedding The drummer's fast asleep Third day of the wedding But the fiddle's running deep Our bride has kicked her shoes off The groom has lost his name Third day of the wedding And we'll never be the same! The goat got loose and it ate the wedding dress The neighbours came to complain but they confess Now they're stomping by the stove since noon of yesterday And a policeman bangs a tambourine, he won't be sent away Hey! Hey! Nobody goes home! Hey! Hey! Bolt it shut and hide the phone! Third day of the wedding The drummer's fast asleep Third day of the wedding But the fiddle's running deep Our bride has kicked her shoes off The groom has lost his name Third day of the wedding And we'll never be the same! Oy, this chest is a cellar of plums Oy, my feet are as heavy as drums Hold me up, brother, hold me up tight We will sleep in the spring, but not tonight Third day of the wedding The drummer's fast asleep Third day of the wedding But the fiddle's running deep Our bride has kicked her shoes off The groom has lost his name Third day of the wedding And we'll never be the same! ...Wait. Who got married? Oy! Again! From the top!
