[INTRO — ENGINE REVVING] YEAH!! ALRIGHT!! GOODBYE GIRL!! NO MORE PUSSY!! *GO! GO! GO!* [VERSE 1] She said, “Baby, when we gonna settle down?” I said, “NEVER! I GOTTA HIT THIS TOWN!” She wanted dinner, I wanted boost, She wanted romance, I wanted loose! Loose tires! Loose cash! Loose morals! FULL THROTTLE DASH! She said, “You never listen to me!” I said, “SORRY BABY— CAN’T HEAR YOU AT 8,000 RPM!” [PRE-CHORUS] No mortgage! No wedding! No stupid fucking seating plan! No mother-in-law Tellin’ me what kind of driver I am! I got my bucket seat, I got my racing gloves, I got a differential That understands my love! [CHORUS] GOODBYE, PUSSY! HELLO, HORSEPOWER! I DON’T NEED A WIFE WHEN I GOT SIX SPEEDS! GOODBYE, PUSSY! I’M MARRIED TO THE ROAD! SHE WANTED MY HEART— BUT MY ENGINE NEEDS THE LOAD! I DON’T WANT A HONEYMOON, I WANT A HAIRPIN TURN! I DON’T WANT A FAMILY, I WANT MY TIRES TO BURN! GOODBYE, PUSSY! THIS IS MY DESTINY! I’D RATHER BE A RACECAR DRIVER THAN A FUCKING HUSBAND, BABY! [VERSE 2] She said, “Honey, do you wanna have kids?” I said, “BABY, MY TURBO DOESN’T HAVE LIDS!” She wanted a house with a white picket fence, I bought coilovers— NOW THAT MAKES SENSE! She wanted flowers, I bought brake pads! She wanted jewelry, I bought a new cam! She said, “You’re emotionally unavailable.” I said, “YEAH— BUT MY THROTTLE RESPONSE IS INCREDIBLE!” [PRE-CHORUS] No anniversary! No matching rings! No arguments about WHERE WE PARK THE THINGS! No “where were you?” No “who's that girl?” Just me and my car Against the fucking world! [CHORUS] GOODBYE, PUSSY! HELLO, HORSEPOWER! I DON’T NEED A WIFE WHEN I GOT SIX SPEEDS! GOODBYE, PUSSY! I’M MARRIED TO THE ROAD! SHE WANTED MY HEART— BUT MY ENGINE NEEDS THE LOAD! I DON’T WANT A HONEYMOON, I WANT A HAIRPIN TURN! I DON’T WANT A FAMILY, I WANT MY TIRES TO BURN! GOODBYE, PUSSY! THIS IS MY DESTINY! I’D RATHER BE A RACECAR DRIVER THAN A FUCKING HUSBAND, BABY! [BRIDGE — DRAMATIC EUROBEAT BREAK] She said, “You'll die alone!” I said— “YEAH... BUT AT LEAST I’LL DIE GOING SIDEWAYS!” *RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!* [FINAL CHORUS] GOODBYE, PUSSY! GOODBYE, LOVE! I FOUND SOMETHING THAT FITS ME LIKE A GLOVE! GOODBYE, PUSSY! THE MOUNTAIN CALLS! WHEN THE ENGINE SCREAMS, I FORGET ABOUT IT ALL! NO BABY CRIES! NO FAMILY DRAMA! JUST FOUR HOT TIRES AND A FUCKING PANORAMA! GOODBYE, PUSSY! I’M FREE TONIGHT! THE ROAD IS MY WOMAN AND THE CORNER IS MY WIFE! GOODBYE, PUSSY! NOW WATCH ME GO! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! **GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!**
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