AI Hardware Cartel (Squirrel Master)

[Spoken Word] Squirrel Master… BTM… Country Tail Entertainment… AI hardware cartel… Nvidia… AWS… Azure… Google… Controlling every compute cycle… Digital dope supply chain… Let's talk about it… (sound effect: 808 pulse slow) (sound effect: dark EDM synth rising) [Verse 1] Nvidia sitting on the GPU supply chain throne H100 allocation controlled, nobody getting home Eighty percent of AI compute running through one hand Blackwell architecture locked, cartel running land Waiting list eighteen months for the datacenter card Artificial scarcity manufactured, hitting every yard Price per GPU tripled since the AI race began Nvidia cartel running every single compute plan CUDA ecosystem locked, competitor can't enter Every AI company paying tribute to the center (Nvidia, H100, CUDA, BTM, cartel confirmed) (sound effect: snare crack bone dry) (sound effect: 808 rolling slow) [Chorus] AI hardware cartel (BTM) Controlling every chip (every chip) AI hardware cartel (CTE) Nobody breaking grip (breaking grip) Nvidia AWS (Azure too) Google in the mix (in the mix) AI hardware cartel (Ozarks) Digital dope fix (dope fix) (sound effect: EDM drop massive) (sound effect: four on floor kick) (sound effect: crowd roar rave energy) [Verse 2] AWS cloud computing, AI access gated right Pay per inference token, running up the bill every night Azure Microsoft locking enterprise AI in Google Cloud TPU access, only paying members win Ninety percent of AI workloads running through the three Amazon Azure Google, that's the holy trinity Startup trying to train a model, cloud bill running high Cartel taking thirty percent margin asking why Data sovereignty gone, every model trained on their land AI hardware cartel holding every single hand (AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, BTM, cloud cartel) (sound effect: snare crack echo) (sound effect: 808 deep slow) [Chorus] AI hardware cartel (BTM) Controlling every chip (every chip) AI hardware cartel (CTE) Nobody breaking grip (breaking grip) Nvidia AWS (Azure too) Google in the mix (in the mix) AI hardware cartel (Ozarks) Digital dope fix (dope fix) (sound effect: EDM drop massive) (sound effect: four on floor kick) [Bridge] (sound effect: dark EDM synth building slow) TSMC fabricating every chip… Samsung running the memory… ASML lithography machine… One company entire industry… Data center drawing gigawatts… Energy cartel feeding the beast… Power grid monopolized… AI compute feast… (sound effect: EDM pre drop tension rising) AI HARDWARE CARTEL AI HARDWARE CARTEL AI HARDWARE CARTEL (sound effect: EDM drop crashes massive) (sound effect: crowd roar maximum) [Verse 3] Data center energy consumption doubling every year Nuclear plant acquisitions, power cartel near Microsoft buying Three Mile Island, running it for AI Data center energy monopoly reaching for the sky Carbon footprint climbing while the cartel runs the grid Hundred megawatt data centers, nobody underbid GPU cluster running hot, cooling system maxed Energy cartel and hardware cartel fully interlocked and taxed Squirrel Master watching real compute from the Ozark ridge GPU mining Kaspa, not paying the cartel bridge (energy monopoly, nuclear, BTM, Kaspa GPU free) (sound effect: acoustic guitar stab) (sound effect: 808 rolling deep) [Chorus] AI hardware cartel (BTM) Controlling every chip (every chip) AI hardware cartel (CTE) Nobody breaking grip (breaking grip) Nvidia AWS (Azure too) Google in the mix (in the mix) AI hardware cartel (Ozarks) Digital dope fix (dope fix) (sound effect: EDM drop massive) (sound effect: four on floor kick) [Verse 4] Open source fighting back, Llama running on the edge Mistral breaking through, pushing every ledge AMD trying to chip away at Nvidia share ROCm ecosystem building, getting somewhere rare Decentralized compute network running through the chain Render network, Akash protocol breaking every chain BTM running GPU for Kaspa and for AI Decentralized compute, cartel getting denied Own the hardware, own the compute, own the node AI hardware cartel cracking under every load (open source, decentralized, BTM, cartel cracking) (sound effect: triple snare hit) (sound effect: 808 maximum slow) [Final Chorus] AI hardware cartel (BTM) Controlling every chip (every chip) AI hardware cartel (CTE) Nobody breaking grip (breaking grip) Nvidia AWS (Azure too) Google in the mix (in the mix) AI hardware cartel (Ozarks) Digital dope fix (dope fix) (sound effect: crowd roar maximum) (sound effect: EDM drop hardest) (sound effect: 808 maximum) [Spoken Word] Squirrel Master… BTM… AI hardware cartel… Nvidia… AWS… Azure… Google… TSMC… ASML… Energy monopoly… One corrupt system… Decentralized compute the answer… Real recognize real… CTE forever… Ozark certified… THATS. ON. THE. SQUIRREL. [Silence: 3s]