[Verse 1] Little furry potato rolling on the floor! Chasing his own tail, running out the door! What is that sound? Is it a bug?! Must attack the shoelace, must murder the rug! Zoomies engaged at a million miles an hour! Crouching in the corner like a tiny evil power! [Chorus] HE IS A FIERCE BEAST! Fear the tiny puppy teeth! He's got a squeaky toy and total chaos underneath! A vicious little monster of pure cuddle might! He will bite your ankle and then fall asleep by night! (Bork! Bork! Bork! Tiny bork!) [Verse 2] Trying to eat a shadow! Barking at the wall! Tripping on a pebble and doing a dramatic fall! Did you just touch the cheese wrapper?! Did you say snack?! PUPPY ATTACK! PUPPY ATTACK! Stinky little breath smells like kibble and despair! Why is there a puppy hair in all of my underwear?! [Chorus] HE IS A FIERCE BEAST! Fear the tiny puppy teeth! He's got a squeaky toy and total chaos underneath! A vicious little monster of pure cuddle might! He will bite your ankle and then fall asleep by night! [Bridge] (Spoken word, deadpan heavy metal growl) ...He found the garbage can. (Music cuts instantly to dead silence) ...Oh no. (Explosive blast beat kicks in) DESTRUCTION! HAVOC! HE CHEWED THE COUCH CUSHION! TEAR IT APART! HE HAS NO REMORSE! [Guitar Solo] (Chugging, squealing heavy metal guitar solo with squeaky toy sound effects hidden in the mix) [Chorus] HE IS A FIERCE BEAST! Fear the tiny puppy teeth! He's got a squeaky toy and total chaos underneath! A vicious little monster of pure cuddle might! He will bite your ankle and then fall asleep by night! [Outro] Tiny bork. (Squeaky toy sound) ...Zzzzz... (Snoring sounds) GOOD BOY!
