My dearest Mister Kringle, Sir... I've been such a good girl this year Making people jizz and bringing loads of cheer I bet if you check your list, you'll see My name right there in bold for all of my good deeds In case you didn't know, I wrote a song to spread belief Here's a little list of some of the good things: I've been a sharer A carer A giver And maybe just a bit of A sinner But it's okay to be a little bit bad, I promise At least you know, Santa, that I'm brazenly honest So, please give me what I want this time around I've been gagging for it every time you come to town All I ever wanted is for you to come down my chimney And bring that velvet sack to empty out inside of me I've shared a lot of joy over just the past twelve months Sprinkling those pics and vids showing my self-love Everyone I shared them with liked them oh so much And they returned the favor by helping me to come As for the caring, I'd just like to point out how I was such a good girl, didn't make him break his vow Instead I tried to nurture, tried to stroke their creativity Okay, I fucked up with one and it made a sinner out of me But I've still been a sharer A carer A giver And okay, yeah, I was definitely A sinner But it's okay to be a little bit bad, I promise At least you know, Santa, that I'm brazenly honest So, please give me what I want this time around I've been gagging for it every time you come to town All I ever wanted is for you to come down my chimney And bring that velvet sack to empty out inside of me I think you should know, I've been a great giver all year long I've been granting men their deepest wishes through my songs And if it's help you're needing, babe, I won't do you wrong My dearest Mister Kringle... my head game is strong Okay, I'm a fucking sinner, but don't hold it against me I've been such a good girl in other ways, can't you just see? Nevermind that I'm a temptress, luring men to their demise Santa, if you let me, I'll take you to paradise And I know you need a break So come, let me take care of you Because I'm a sharer A carer A giver And baby, I'm a fucking Sinner But it's okay for us to be a little bit naughty, I promise When it comes to my sex life, you know I'm brazenly honest So, please give me what I want this time around I've been begging for it every time you come to town All I've ever wanted is for you to come down my chimney And bring that warm, velvety sack to empty out inside of me
