mefedog

[Verse 1] Aweh, my bru, met a dude by the shop, selling mephedrone with a dog on top. Said, “Check my hat, custom-made, no cap.” Then his hat saw a pigeon and jumped in my lap. Cheap gold chain and a peppermint tooth, said, “You buying, my china, or searching for truth?” Pulled off one shoe, put it down by the stream: “Hop in, customer. Leather limousine.” [Call and Response] What’s that hat? (That’s a dog, my bru!) What’s that boat? (That’s your left-hand shoe!) Where we going? (Just around the bend!) Who’s that swimming? (Your imaginary friend!) [Verse 2] Yoh, tekkie on the water, shoelace in my hand, left my common sense beside the hot-dog stand. He had a little bag and a very big speech, but the dog knew tricks that he couldn’t teach. Said, “This stuff’s lekker.” I said, “So is bread.” A fish poked up: “You heard what he said.” Then he tried to charge the river for the ride, river said nothing, just came inside. [Chorus] Eish, my bru, what a thing to do, float down a river in a dealer’s shoe. Dog ain’t a hat, that boat ain’t new, keep your little bag, let me off, my bru. [Verse 3] Sole coming loose, socks getting deep, oke at the wheel looking half asleep. Called it a yacht when the heel went flat, then whistled at the bank: “Come here, hat!” Dog just watched with a stick in his teeth, I paddled with a spoon past a floating belief. Climbed out dripping by the corner café, bought two rolls, gave the dog one. Aweh. [Chorus] Eish, my bru, what a thing to do, float down a river in a dealer’s shoe. Dog ain’t a hat, that boat ain’t new, keep your little bag, let me off, my bru. [Outro] One wet sock. No thank you. Hat went woof. Boat went through.