[Verse 1] I hit start and watched it spin Three minutes left, then three again Steam on top, bowl hot to hold One brave bite and—oh, hell, cold [Pre-Chorus] Hot on the rim Warm in the grin I swear it's done I swear again [Chorus] Cold in the middle! (Cold in the middle!) Hot, hot, hot, then Bam—it's a riddle! (Cold in the middle!) My lunch just lied again [Verse 2] Spoon goes in like a tiny drill Cheese on top, but the core won't chill I touched the edge, I felt the flame The center stayed in another game [Pre-Chorus] Hot on the rim Warm in the grin I swear it's done I swear again [Chorus] Cold in the middle! (Cold in the middle!) Hot, hot, hot, then Bam—it's a riddle! (Cold in the middle!) My lunch just lied again [Band Stop] Yeah! No! Still cold! [Bridge] Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to mourn the center of a perfectly good plate. The outside was glowing. The edges were grand. But the heart of the matter was barely warm sand. [Final Chorus] Cold in the middle! (Cold in the middle!) Hot, hot, hot, then Bam—it's a riddle! (Cold in the middle!) My lunch just lied again Cold in the middle! (Cold in the middle!) I shook my fist at the air again Cold in the middle! (Cold in the middle!) I want my bite to match my grin
