Verse 1 I wasn’t sneaking, I was scouting ahead Just ‘cause I wasn’t where you thought I was, you said I saw the trap, I clocked the rune I figured, “eh, we’ll deal with it soon” Cleric prayed, warrior charged Mage monologued—rookie mistakes, hard I grabbed the crown off the spooky skull That’s when the walls started screaming—beautiful Pre-Chorus Did I touch it? Yes. Would I do it again? Also yes. Chorus Worth it. Look at this shine Cursed as hell but now it’s mine If the floor exploded and the tavern burned That’s just the cost of lessons learned Worth it. Check my haul Still got fingers, that’s a win overall So pour me a drink if you’re still alive— I’d rob this place again in a heartbeat, high five Verse 2 Goblin cave, pressure plates galore I disarmed three, maybe missed four Warrior tripped one with her face Mage turned another into space I was invisible—very skilled You can’t prove shit if no one’s killed Okay fine, one guy lost a leg But honestly? That’s on him for standing there, Greg Pre-Chorus If you hear a click That’s fate Or profit Fifty-fifty Chorus Worth it. Hear that boom That’s opportunity clearing the room If a god got mad and the altar broke That’s not my fault—it was very stealable, folks Worth it. Count the gold Still warm, still sticky, still beautifully bold If the cleric’s crying and the mage is pissed— I’ve got pockets full of “oops” and zero regrets, bitch Bridge (whisper → shout) I said “don’t worry” You worried I said “trust me” You didn’t I vanished Things exploded Coincidentally Final Chorus (rowdy, chantable) Worth it! Worth it! SAY IT WITH ME— Worth it! If we’re banned from towns and wanted dead At least we’re rich and morally flexible So toast to traps and bad ideas And looting first while the world disappears Outro So if this story sounds a bit untrue— That’s ‘cause you weren’t there, fuck you Now pass the purse and lock the door I think I hear guards—and I want their boots.
