...Addicted?... "Huh, yeah" Ughhh, really? "Yep" Alright, this one aint a song, its a skit bit "No it int, dont listen to his shit" Shit? yeah it is, feel free to skip it "Pi, really, stop being a dick" How am I being a dick, im just trying to save their time "No, you just know where this gonna go, and its not something that you like" I just cant be arse with it, its a waste of rhymes “Why, I didnt even say what it was, and youre already pissed off" Im not pissed off “Of course your not, okay, what would you call it, then?” Dont do that “Do what?” That therapist shit “but, Pi, I ... I AM your therapist” Yeah, well, your shit at it “Ahh and there he is” shit, shut up, lets just get on with it ... ... Whoever told him weed aint addictive Is an utter fucking dickhead "Oh, here we go again with the third person perspective innit" Can you please give it a rest for one minute..? Damn! "Whatever, the keyboards yours, enjoy it" Thank you ("bitch") Whoever told him weed aint addictive Is an utter fucking dickhead This shit got its leaves in quick, then He dreamed of it, fiend for it, woke up in the night and skinned that shit He kept telling himself “one more then Im finished with it” Same promise he made his wife before she swore she'd take the kids and split Shit, shes been dealing with decades of his shit, But I bet he'll still be brushing every tooth of the grinder for keef as she leaves and scream its relief while the prick lets it dictate his weeks Cant eat without it, cant sleep unless he spark that shit Cant watch a film without going out halfway through the start of it He believes that each fucking minute needs moments in smoke and being sober feels broken and dependency deepens the coping He calls it levitation cause addiction sounds worse Says it helps with his head but he can see it is narrowing his world The reasons he can give to you makes the reasons less true Tell me, if he doesnt need weed, whys weed deciding what he can do? Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff? How can a businessman run his business if the cannabis runs him? Say hes managing fine while hes checking his supply before hes checking the time? Can a bitch really tell me hes free while he scream free weed in his sleep Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff? Like seriously, the prick just paused after writing the chorus So of course hes writing this as a fat one sits on his lips And thats the fucking joke innit? Im not observing him as an inventor, I am him Inventing interventions till the roach is burning my skin I can write im alright as I sit here tonight, as I light up my mind Light up and grind, grind up my mind, sit here tonight, alright, i can write im alright as I sit here tonight, as I light up my mind Light up and grind, grind up my mind, sit here tonight, alright i can write in this circle of time Shit Im just Pi Now where the fucks my lighter The fucking writer fighting out the lines before I got a chance to light her Shit, Give me a minute while I find it ... "Hotwife of Pi" See what I mean? He just stopped writing to find the thing that he needs to smoke weed Dropped P O V because its easier to roast me when he's writing from the sidelines Wait, what? Now he's high he's rereading through his lines and wonder why he would write rhymes that are white lies about what he likes Like fuck, he aint dependent on shit, shit let him finish this spliff and he'll show you him quitting this shit ... Shit, why you even still here you prick, I told you to skip this bit Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff? How can a businessman run his business if the cannabis runs him? Say hes managing fine while hes checking his supply before hes checking the time? Can a bitch really tell me hes free while he scream free weed in his sleep Can a bit of weed be “just a little bit” when every bit becomes a full spliff? © 2026 Hotwife of Pi. All rights reserved. All lyrics are original works written and published under the name Hotwife of Pi and are protected by applicable copyright law. No part of these lyrics may be copied, reproduced, republished, distributed, adapted, performed, recorded, transmitted, used for artificial intelligence or machine-learning training, or otherwise exploited, in whole or in part, without prior written permission from the copyright holder, except where permitted by law.
