[Intro] [Marching Band Cadence] [Crowd Chatter] [Brass Warm-Ups] [Playful Male Vocals] Josh was a kid with a dream in sight, Watchin' shiny horns catch the stadium lights. [Trumpet Flourish] He'd point and grin from the bleachers way back, Sayin', "One day I'll be leadin' that brass attack!" [Verse 1] [Snare Drum Groove] [Bright Brass Stabs] He practiced scales till his lips felt numb, Buzzin' on a mouthpiece just to have some fun. Some notes squeaked high, some notes went flat, But Josh kept playin' and that was that! [Horn Section Response] "HONK! HONK!" "PLAY THAT THING!" [Comedy Crowd Chant] He dreamed of horns both big and small, Silver, gold, he wanted 'em all! If a horn was nearby, he'd surely appear, Like a brass-seekin' radar with oversized ears! [Pre-Chorus] [Building Trombones] [Tuba Bounce] Then one fine day came a magical case, With excitement written all over his face. The room got quiet, the moment felt grand, He reached for the latch with a trembling hand. [Chorus] [Full Marching Band Explosion] [Trumpets Lead Melody] [Gang Vocals] IT'S A HORN! IT'S A HORN! A shiny little horn to toot till dawn! [Horn Blast] HONK IT LEFT! HONK IT RIGHT! Make the neighbors wonder what happened tonight! [Group Laughter] HORN! HORN! SHINY AND BRIGHT! Sparklin' like a disco ball in the light! [Brass Fanfare] Everybody sing, everybody cheer, Josh got the coolest horn of the year! [Verse 2] [Swinging Brass Rhythm] [Happy Tuba Line] He opened the case and nearly fell down, That silver horn was the king of the town! It shimmered, sparkled, glittered, gleamed, Even brighter than he'd ever dreamed. He took a deep breath, stood up tall, The horn said, "Buddy, let's amaze 'em all!" [Comic Trumpet Glissando] One proud note went sailing away, And somehow made everybody's day! [Bridge] [Low Brass Breakdown] [Call and Response] Who's got a horn? "JOSH HAS A HORN!" Who's gonna play? "JOSH GONNA PLAY!" Who's gonna practice every day? "JOSH GONNA PLAY TILL THE CLOUDS TURN GRAY!" [Rapid Trumpet Run] [Trombone Slide Effects] [Final Chorus] [Massive Stadium Brass] [Clapping Crowd] [Gang Vocals] HORN! HORN! TOOT IT PROUD! Make enough music for the whole dang crowd! HORN! HORN! LOUD AND STRONG! The horn was waitin' for Josh all along! [Trumpet Fanfare] [Trombone Swells] [Tuba Oom-Pah] The silver may sparkle, the brass may shine, But the joy in the music is the real gold mine. So here's to the tunes and the memories born, And a kid named Josh with his very first horn! [Outro] [Triumphant Marching Band] [Multiple Horn Honks] [Crowd Cheers] HONK! HONK! HONK! [Big Finish Chord] "LONG LIVE THE HORN!" [Final Brass Stinger]
