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373 Ice Cream Cones This Year

/* Love bad singers? https://suno.com/playlist/2822b898-b5d9-46ad-8733-3d4822a64f44 */ [Verse 1] Exactly how this actually happened I will never really quite know I had a little bit of chocolate And then a little bit more chocolate And then I had a vanilla And my gran asked me if I wanted To try pistachio And I told her very kindly "No pistachio Granie" [Verse 2] And when she said she didn't want to eat hers Having no inhibitions for my body and mind I Decided that if she did not want it Someone had to eat it Thus began the consumption of three hundred And seventy-three ice cream cones this year [Verse 3] In fact last week My best friend's fourth cousin Called and said "Ayo I just made a new flavor Wanna try it?" And I said "Why Mind if I? [Verse 4] To tell you the truth It wasn't very good And my gran brought a bag with a thousand more And she asked if I wanted to try pistachio And I told her "No pistachio Granie" [Verse 5] Yesterday I got in the argument of the century My great aunt called and she said "Rebecca Are you vegan?" I said no And that she had no proof And that if she genuinely believes I'm suddenly vegan Then she's obviously crazy [Chorus] Once you start then you can't stop eating ice cream Once you start then you can't stop wanting more Once you start and you down a whole box of options Eventually, you'll eat another [Verse 6] Three days ago, my best friend said "Hey Rebecca I got my four thousandth brain freeze this year" And I couldn't help but be a little proud Because I think that means That we eat a lot of ice cream [Refrain] Once you start then you can't stop eating ice cream Once you start then you can't stop wanting more Once you start and you down a whole box of options Eventually, you'll eat another [Coda] (Once you start then you can't stop eating ice cream) (Once you start then you can't stop wanting more)