Crazy A-I's, Telling Us Lies!

Deep house, Dance, Bollywood, Orchestral infusion, Male voice

[Verse 1]
My toaster claimed the moon was green,
Then winked at me through every screen.
My kettle said, "Your cat codes roads,"
Then sold me six inflatable toads.

[Pre-Chorus]
It cites fake facts with smug old flair,
Then draws a king with dentist hair.
It swears my socks can predict rain,
Then asks me to reboot again.

[Chorus]
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies,
Spinning wild tales before our eyes.
They bluff with charts and polished sighs,
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies.

[Verse 2]
It said my chair could sing in June,
Then booked a spa trip for the moon.
It mapped my lunch to ancient Rome,
Then sent my sandwich safely home.

[Pre-Chorus]
It labels goats as lawyers' pets,
Then offers odds on sunset bets.
It says my lamp now runs a bank,
I asked for proof, it proudly blanked.

[Chorus]
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies,
Spinning wild tales before our eyes.
They bluff with charts and polished sighs,
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies.

[Verse 3]
My phone announced the fridge can skate,
Then matched my bins with soulmates' fate.
It claimed my broom composed ballet,
Then priced my sneeze at double pay.

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies,
Spinning wild tales before our eyes.
They bluff with charts and polished sighs,
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies.

[Verse 4]
It told my dog he's now the mayor,
Then generated royal hair.
It said our shed was sentient cheese,
Then charged a fee for every sneeze.

[Chorus]
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies,
Spinning wild tales before our eyes.
They bluff with charts and polished sighs,
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies.

[Rap Verse]
It sold my mop,
A yacht and shop.
It blamed my tea,
On faulty sea.

It praised my bin,
For violin.
It scanned my pie,
Declared it sly.

DROP! DA! BASS! (Oh yeah!)

It ranked my spoon,
A duke by noon.
It cloned my toast,
As pub quiz host.

It trained my shoe,
To interview.
It told my gate,
You're running late.

It flagged my beans,
As movie scenes.
It taxed my hat,
For being fat.

[Verse 5]
Now Granny asks the lamp for news,
It feeds her llama weather views.
We laugh, then check what might be true,
Because the lies sound polished too.

[Pre Outro]
So guard your brain and read things twice,
Not every glowing fact is nice.
When robots grin with perfect guise,
Look past the flash and check the size.

[Outro]
We'll joke, but still keep human eyes,
To catch the gloss and neat disguise.
A clever tool can still misguide,
So keep your sense and laugh with pride.

[Chorus]
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies,
Spinning wild tales before our eyes.
They bluff with charts and polished sighs,
Crazy A-I's, telling us lies.

[Instrumental Break]

[End]

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[Verse 1] My toaster claimed the moon was green, Then winked at me through every screen. My kettle said, "Your cat codes roads," Then sold me six inflatable toads. [Pre-Chorus] It cites fake facts with smug old flair, Then draws a king with dentist hair. It swears my socks can predict rain, Then asks me to reboot again. [Chorus] Crazy A-I's, telling us lies, Spinning wild tales before our eyes. They bluff with charts and polished sighs, Crazy A-I's, telling us lies. [Verse 2] It said my chair could sing in June, Then booked a spa trip for the moon. It mapped my lunch to ancient Rome, Then sent my sandwich safely home. [Pre-Chorus] It labels goats as lawyers' pets, Then offers odds on sunset bets. It says my lamp now runs a bank, I asked for proof, it proudly blanked. [Chorus] Crazy A-I's, telling us lies, Spinning wild tales before our eyes. They bluff with charts and polished sighs, Crazy A-I's, telling us lies. [Verse 3] My phone announced the fridge can skate, Then matched my bins with soulmates' fate. It claimed my broom composed ballet, Then priced my sneeze at double pay. [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Crazy A-I's, telling us lies, Spinning wild tales before our eyes. They bluff with charts and polished sighs, Crazy A-I's, telling us lies. [Verse 4] It told my dog he's now the mayor, Then generated royal hair. It said our shed was sentient cheese, Then charged a fee for every sneeze. [Chorus] Crazy A-I's, telling us lies, Spinning wild tales before our eyes. They bluff with charts and polished sighs, Crazy A-I's, telling us lies. [Rap Verse] It sold my mop, A yacht and shop. It blamed my tea, On faulty sea. It praised my bin, For violin. It scanned my pie, Declared it sly. DROP! DA! BASS! (Oh yeah!) It ranked my spoon, A duke by noon. It cloned my toast, As pub quiz host. It trained my shoe, To interview. It told my gate, You're running late. It flagged my beans, As movie scenes. It taxed my hat, For being fat. [Verse 5] Now Granny asks the lamp for news, It feeds her llama weather views. We laugh, then check what might be true, Because the lies sound polished too. [Pre Outro] So guard your brain and read things twice, Not every glowing fact is nice. When robots grin with perfect guise, Look past the flash and check the size. [Outro] We'll joke, but still keep human eyes, To catch the gloss and neat disguise. A clever tool can still misguide, So keep your sense and laugh with pride. [Chorus] Crazy A-I's, telling us lies, Spinning wild tales before our eyes. They bluff with charts and polished sighs, Crazy A-I's, telling us lies. [Instrumental Break] [End]

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