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Waterski Inquisition

Doctor Clutch
V5

(Intro – shouted) WATERSKEE!!! INQUISITION!!! INQUISITION!!! WATERSKEE!!! We’re the waterski inquisition, We’ve come to drag you out Once you’ve felt the handle snap, You’ll never have a doubt You better wear your life vest, You better guard your face Don’t try to resist us, We’ll crush you in the chase! We’ll hunt you down at sunrise, We’ll carve the glassy lake We’ll drown you in our rooster tails, There’ll be no escape! We’ll drag you through the slalom, We’ll bust you on the gate We’ll treat you like a criminal, Your wipeout is your fate! (Chorus) ROOSTER TAIL! ROOSTER TAIL! Slice the dawn, unleash the gale! ROOSTER TAIL! ROOSTER TAIL! Slice the dawn, unleash the gale! And if you’re not a waterskier, You might as well be sunk We’re the waterski inquisition, We sentence you to death… BY FACE-PLANT SLAM! We’ll take you to our shoreline, We’ll take you to our court Arrest you in the name of ski, And play our deadly sport And if we find you guilty, Your punishment is falls You better guard your lungs, my friend The lake has heard your calls! (Chorus) ROOSTER TAIL! ROOSTER TAIL! Spray of doom — no holy grail! ROOSTER TAIL! ROOSTER TAIL! Slice the dawn, unleash the gale! So if you’re out there wakeboarding, Pretending it is hard You better drop that kiddie toy, We’ve pulled your rookie card You better learn the slalom, And spray your rooster tails proud! You’ve got one chance to join us, The daring and the loud! (guitar solo) (Chorus) ROOSTER TAIL! ROOSTER TAIL! Ski or die — the sacred trail! ROOSTER TAIL! ROOSTER TAIL! Slice the dawn, unleash the gale! And if you’re not a waterskier, You might as well be sunk We’re the waterski inquisition, We sentence you to death… BY FACE-PLANT SLAM! FACE! PLANT! SLAM!!! So if we catch you tubing, You know the penalty We’ll cut across your lazy wake With spraying tyranny! We’re the waterski inquisition, We’re not too hard to find Don’t come in any closer, We might just blow your mind! (Outro – shouted) ROOSTER TAIL! INQUISITION! ROOSTER TAIL! INQUISITION! FACE!!! PLANT!!! SLAM!!!