
A Slut for Casual Intimacy
(Verse 1) It’s 1 AM and I’m alone my room watching Netflix without the chill It’s Saturday, which makes it even worse Why do I have to be so fucking cursed? Would Take care of my self, but I’m too tired (Verse 2) I grabbed my keys and head to the bar (Female voice) “I know what you’re thinking their my house keys you’re moron” A few hours for last round with my luck, there’s no one to be found I ordered a Heineken put it on my tab Wonder what it’s gonna take to get my own needs met Then a guy who is 6 foot three walks in I don’t care what he looks like he’s perfect for me (Chorus) I’m a slut for a casual intimacy I know it’s not the way to be But sometimes you gotta do your thing I’m a slut for a casual intimacy (Verse 3) We head to my place for Netflix and chill Turned on the telly and pop myself down To find out that I forgot to pay my bill So we’ll skip to the chill Till he said, I was looking forward to watching Stranger Things Besides, we just met (Spoken word Female) Out of all the men in New York City, I had to find a fucking Boy Scout (Chorus) I’m a slut for a casual intimacy I know it’s not the way to be But sometimes you gotta do your thing I’m a slut for a casual intimacy (Bridge) So I kicked him out, went straight to bed Went to the nightstand to the back up plan Turned it on there was no juice (Outro) (Spoken word female) “Why do I have to go with the goddamn cordless?” Went through six batteries in the drawer none of them had power… just my luck I waved the white flag went to bed Moral of the story is either stock up on your batteries or you get a plug in (Chorus) I’m a slut for a casual intimacy I know it’s not the way to be But sometimes you gotta do your thing I’m a slut for a casual intimacy Well, maybe I should just give my ex a call then….. Nah i’m not that desperate…..yet (Laughter) Hehehehehehehe I’m a slut for a casual intimacy!


