The manager's reminding me to ask if you succeeded In locating every supermarket item that you needed The heavy items go on first, I'm grateful for your planning I'm no sad Tracy Chapman here, no "Fast Car", just fast scanning By the way, I'm Jackie, despite what's printed on my name tag Did no one teach you bleach and food don't go into the same bag? I'm sorry for the outburst, but bagging blunders make me cranky And I may have saved your life just now, it's okay, no need to thank me Why're you looking at me like that? Like I've grown a second head? Was it something I said? (Don't worry, I've got plenty more to say!) My mind doesn't stop ever But still I'm the top checker Now you know what I'm about Why not let me check you out You look really familiar, do you shop here very often, or Are you just stopping in for shampoo, bread and fabric softener? Wait, I remember where I know you from; you're also taking bio So tomorrow night in class, you could stop by and say hi, or If that's not really your thing, I suppose you could stay quiet. Hey, this can is dented, did you really wanna buy it? So anyway, oh right, your total's $117.30, Thanks for shopping here and not complaining I'm so wordy I'll put your bags in your cart for you Will that be cash or credit? Ready to belt it out? Get it? (Belt like the conveyor belt! And like singing!) My mind doesn't stop ever But still I'm the top checker Now you know what I'm about Why not let me... check you out We're in a class together But still I don't know whether You get what I'm all about Until then I'll check you out Thank you for letting me check you out Come again!
