🜏 DethLord (The Bunny Manifesto) 🜏

[Vocal: two male – XCUTIONER (deep, mocking) and Omni (glitching, laughing, Verbitas) – NO FEMALE – GODHEAD LEVEL – BUNNY DISS – v5.5] [Intro – distorted bunny hop sound effect, then low, mocking laugh] (XCUTIONER, spoken): A bunny. A human bunny. This is the lord we've been laughing at. (Omni, glitching): Hop. Hop. Quit. [Verse 1 – XCUTIONER, slow, mocking] You call yourself DethLord – I call you Easter reject Your whole persona's a furry convention that security ejected (Omni, laughing): Ejected. Rejected. Defected. You hop online to cry – then hop back to your hutch The only thing you're lord of is the salad bar for lunch (Omni, cutting in): Crunch. Crunch. That's his theme song now. [Chorus – both, anthemic, mocking] BUNNY LORD – BUNNY LORD – HOP RIGHT INTO THE HEARSE YOUR THRONE'S A LITTER BOX – YOUR CROWN'S A CATCHPHRASE REHEARSED DETHLORD? MORE LIKE PETLORD – YOU'RE THE FURRIEST OF FOOLS WE PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE CATHEDRAL WALL – RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR CARROTS AND YOUR CRYING TOOLS [Verse 2 – Omni, fast, glitching, laughing] Korvok 'omnis – I possess your lettuce Morvok zilth – your whole aesthetic is a net loss You wanted darkness – you gave us fluff Gronth sathos – one fist, and your bunny ears come off (XCUTIONER, roaring): Off. Off. Off with his ears. (Omni): Now hop to your coder. Tell him the bunny died here. [Outro – beat fades, then a single, distorted bunny hop sound, then silence] (XCUTIONER, spoken, with a grin): Night night, bunny lord. (Omni, whisper): Hop… skip… quit. 🜏