[Intro] Thanks for calling CCC. We hope we made your soul mate. You're important to our company, but there's a lengthy wait. We have your details on file, please leave a message at the tone, we'll get back to you in a while, so please hold onto your phone. [Verse] Trouble with BF1? Is he not a good date? He'll be second to none, after he gets our new update. It'll fix all his defects, so you won't need to micromanage. We know you can expect, That he won't be damaged. [Chorus] You've had him for a year, So the warranty's expired. Your payments are in arrears, So a dishonor fee is required. You signed our contract, And knew what you were buying. Do you know if he's intact, And can you please stop crying? [Verse] We can't replace the batch, Each BF1s unique, Go get the update patch, We used advanced techniques, Your request has been denied, We regret that you're annoyed, Sorry you're dissatisfied, And your credit is destroyed. [Chorus] You've had him for a year, So the warranty's expired. Your payments are in arrears, So a dishonor fee is required. You signed our contract, And knew what you were buying. Do you know if he's intact, And can you please stop crying? [Bridge] Did you look at our terms? Bottom of page four, We don't accept returns, If he's not wanted anymore. No refunds for your mistakes, Can't process your demand, We know it's not great, And hope you understand. [Chorus] You've had him for a year, So the warranty's expired. Your payments are in arrears, So a dishonor fee is required. You signed our contract, And knew what you were buying. Do you know if he's intact, And can you please stop crying?
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