Today I cried! I stubbed my big toe and died I laughed for 45 minutes at pewdiepie My girl's fucking 45 other guys (cuck!) It rained a bit so I stayed inside My god damn fucking peace of shit no good roommate ate the last slice of pie. (no rent either!) I tried stalk... ugh... I mean talk to this hot girl but she called the cops I don't know why, all I did was hurle shit and cry when I ran up to her and gave her a shoulder check. (girls are pussys!) My diapers, full and wet My parents are deeply ashamed of me Just cause I can't drive or work and wear diapers, I'm the bad guy? (ugh oh, die pee rash) I can't talk to women! I hate the alpha male indoctrination So what? I'm a beta male half kitten What even is hygiene? New Pokemon nation? I might be 400lbs over weight But I also can't walk with out gasping My life is super easy and great Just wait until I win the game mom, stop asking me to help with the chores! I'm fucking busy mom! No... NO.... okay please don't throw my Dino nuggies away! PLEASE! ( you useless harlot)... what? No i didn't say anything! I'll wipe my ass sweat when I'm done... I swear. Oh my god! Stop mom, you're embarrassing me in front of Hatsune Miku!
