The Committee in my Head

order... order... order... the committee will now discuss item number eighty-eight I only asked Should I stay One more hour Or walk away The Chairperson gasped And rang the bell Now we're debating Heaven and hell One says go One says stay One says never One says today The Committee In My Head Can't agree on anything Everybody's talking Nobody hears a thing Motion denied Motion approved Motion rejected Then removed The Committee In My Head Still fighting for the floor Every answer opens up Another question door yes... no... later... now... yes... no... dance... how... The Department Of Overthinking Brought statistics and graphs The Minister Of Catastrophes Prepared dramatic aftermaths Meanwhile Common Sense Was running twenty minutes late And Logic missed the building While debating with Fate One wants facts One wants fire One wants safety One wants desire objection... seconded... approved... ridiculous... brilliant... impossible... I asked Who runs this place The room went quiet Face to face Then every member Raised a hand And claimed They had a master plan All in favour Say "perhaps" All opposed Please sign the maps All uncertain Form a line For reconsideration One more time The Committee In My Head Can't agree on anything Everybody's talking Nobody hears a thing Motion denied Motion approved Motion rejected Then removed The Committee In My Head Still debating late at night Tiny questions dressed up as A constitutional fight And somehow After all The shouting and applause The meeting ends Exactly where it was meeting adjourned... meeting adjourned... meeting adjourned... subject unresolved © BStur - All rights reserved