[Intro] Roll call Cats pon patrol Anime pon screen Blessed time a di year, if ya know weh mi mean (hey!) [Verse 1] Name a ItalianHippie Level forty‑tree Mi PC glow bright like a Christmas tree Got three big cat Ina mi gamin chair An a bag full a spiritual Italian air (ah‑ah) Snacks pon di desk Pizza inna tray Pause off mi anime fi bun an play If ya calendar blank Lemme fix dat page Green high holiday circle pon di beige [Pre-Chorus] Hit mi wid a "ciao" Hit mi wid a "hey" Wi call in happy, nah call in sick today Boss pon di phone “Wha di reason?” – “Uhh…” Tell dem is a national chill‑out festival [Chorus] 420 day celebration Come join di irie congregation (oh yeah) Wi got laugh, wi got game, cats pon di throne Turn di couch inna likkle Zion stone 420 day dedication High joke, higher elevation If ya stress, if ya bored, lemmi lead di way Bless holiday ever, a 4/20 day [Verse 2] Anime pause pon a mid‑boss fight Might buck it later, maybe late tonight Queue up co‑op, drop inna room If mi camp by di snack, dat a pro‑strat move Cat pon mi lap Tail inna mi face Dis a peak human life, no complain deh yah base Mi controller sticky From di brownie tray Dat a side quest win, S‑tier kinda day [Pre-Chorus] Mi got chips ina bowl Mi got friend pon di call Turn mi likkle apartment festival hall If ya phone a blow up Wid di weekday blues Hang it up, log in, wi got better news [Chorus] 420 day celebration Come join di irie congregation (let’s go) Wi got meme, wi got stream, purr in stereo Every likkle cough turn trumpet solo 420 day dedication High joke, higher imagination If ya stuck, if ya tired, lemmi lead di way Bless holiday ever, a 4/20 day [Bridge] Forty‑tree year young Still laugh like a yute Still a hail every time di hero shoot Life got bug? Wi can patch dat quick Likkle leaf‑shape update, perfect likkle fix So grab ya snack Grab ya crew VIP beanbag deh yah wait pon you Press "accept invite" Pon dis epic raid Achievement unlock: Perfect 4/20 Day (woo!) [Chorus] 420 day celebration Everybody inna di simulation (hey!) Wi got joy, wi got pride, whole heap tings fi say Turn a random Thursday legendary 420 day dedication Whole squad, whole world vacation If ya deh yah, if ya near, hear di hippie say: “Bless holiday ever… a 4/20 day!” (one more) [Chorus] 420 day celebration Final boss: procrastination Wi got laugh, wi got love, an a cat DJ Spin nap pon repeat all day 420 day dedication From mi couch to every nation Raise ya snack, raise ya eye, mek di anthem play: Bless holiday ever… a 4/20 day!
