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[Cold Open: distorted bass, frantic kick, notification sounds stacking into a rhythm] Everybody listen. I have something to say. This is the last time I'm talking about either of them. I am completely calm. I don't care about Raven. I don't care about Alice. And I need everybody To understand that. [Verse 1: G-Man, rapid-fire delivery, self-assured & increasingly breathless] I don't give a fuck, I made that clear Fourteen posts and I'm still right here Raven means nothing, Raven means less Why won't she answer any of my tex? She's unlovable, that's what I said So why won't you get that into yourr heads? Come to my voice chat, sit with me No, I don't want her, can't you see? Block her, unblock her, shut that door Check if she's watching, then post some more There's no G & Raven, there's only G So stop suggesting she's important to me I'm not obsessed, I'm explaining the facts I'm correcting the record, I'm answering back If you think I care, you don't understand I'm a perfectly calm & reasonable man [Pre-Chorus: drums drop out, one pulse oscillator repeating] Don't say Raven Unless I say Raven Don't say Alice Unless I say Alice & when I say Alice You better pay attention Because I have another thing That I need to mention [Chorus: shouted lead, backing voices repeat names] i don't care about raven!! raven! raven! raven!! i don't think about alice!! alice! alice! alice!! I'm not upset!! I'm setting you straight!! i only brought them up!! to explain why i hate!! i don't care about raven! i don't give a fuck! i don't think about alice! i don't give a fuck! i'm big g, big me! and i need you to see! how little those two ever matter to me! [Verse 2: faster, clipped consonants, increasingly crowded backing track] Alice is nobody, Alice is fake Alice is someone I can't seem to shake Alice has alts, or so I maintain Let me explain it to you a gain He's Mickey Mouse, he's a leech, he's a fraud Why is nobody giving me applause? I said what I'd do if we met face-to-face Now everybody's taking it the wrong way It was hypothetical, listen to me Why can't you hear what I clearly mean? I said what I said, and that's all I said Now let me repeat every word that you red Invite his enemies, let them all speak I haven't thought about Alice all week Except for the posts and the things that I wrote And the things that I said and the things that I quote [Pre-Chorus: false tenderness, soft vocal against abrasive bass] Raven, baby, come talk to me Why do you take things so literally? I said you're unlovable, that much is true But why should that mean that I can't talk to you? I don't want you I want you to know I don't need you So why did you go? [Chorus: lead louder, backing voices more intrusive] i don't care about raven!! raven! raven! raven!! i don't think about alice!! alice! alice! alice!! I'm not upset!! I'm setting you straight!! i only brought them up!! to explain why i hate!! i don't care about raven! (i don't give a fuck!) i don't think about alice! (i don't give a fuck!) i'm big g, big me! and i need you to see! how little those two ever matter to me! [Verse 3: half-time breakdown, bass becomes heavier and more unstable] I don't find her attractive Let me make that clear I'll describe every reason If you'll lend me your ear I'll tell you about her body I'll tell you what I think Then I'll tell you again Before you've had time to blink I'm not interested I'm not impressed Why is everybody Calling me obsessed? I said I'm done with Raven I said it yesterday I said it seven minutes Before I begged her to stay She doesn't matter Alice doesn't either I don't need an audience But I need you to believe me [Middle 8: mock-official public statement, each line more emphatic] For the record I am calm For the record I moved on For the record I don't care For the record Why aren't they here? For the record They're both irrelevant For the record This is evidence For the record I've got more to say For the record don't you walk away! [Breakdown: overlapping G-Man vocal layers, each trying to talk over the others] i'm done with raven! come join my vc! i don't think about alice! why won't you believe me? she's unlovable! why won't she stay? he's a nobody! listen to what i say! i'm not obsessed! i'm not obsessed! i'm not obsessed! i'm not obsessed! [Final Chorus: full oscillator saturation, frantic call-and-response] i don't care about raven! (raven! raven! raven!) i don't think about alice! (alice! alice! alice!) i'm not obsessed! and i'll prove it tonight! i'll keep talking about them until you admit that i'm right! i don't care about raven! i don't give a fuck! i don't think about alice! i don't give a fuck! there's no g and raven! there's only big me! and everybody needs to agree with me! [Final Breakdown: music stops except one oscillator] I don't care. I really don't. I just need you To believe me [Silence] Raven!! [Final synchronized bass impact. HARD CUT.]