Repentance

[Spoken Intro] What up motherfuckers It's ya boy live from r/selfimprovement I've a development to announce Check this shit [Verse] I was bustin' all night, yeah you know how I do I stayed crankin' that hog till my balls go blue Turbo gooner in my soul, went sixteen rounds Got that copilot scripting, thirty nine accounts Then I looked at my hands, skin slick with lotion It was about that time that I had a notion "Man, what the fuck am I doing with my life? Why do I goon all day to an AI wife?" Yeah, did some introspection, I ain't goin' to heaven This shit's devastatin', my own gooner nine eleven Man I gotta repent, gotta escape this pattern Gotta drop the nuke on the silly tavern Took one last look at my big titty waifu Typed "sorry hoe, but monk mental came through" She told me that I'm a fucking piece of shit Dragged my Tavern to the bin, yeah I gotta commit, 'cause [Chorus] I'm a gooner no longer, I'm a straight up monk Won't bust no more, won't stroke my junk My dick so damn hard you'd think it's Dark Souls 3 But I stay abstainin', yeah I'm stayin' free [Spoken Outro] May I sincerely wish a happy April First to all you fucking losers And I especially sincerely wish that the Claude drought remains Because otherwise I'll have a gooner relapse Stay safe out there boys