Trashy Got A Gun

[Prechorus] So Trashy and Bweh found a fully loaded gun in the heap Bweh wanted it but crafty Trashy was too quick on the leap Ohhh [Chorus] Oh don't go robbin no liquor stores you two oh no no no no Free booze and butter syrup not worth it to you [verse 1] Trashy got a gun Trashy got a gun Oh lord What did Bweh do? Bweh said she had no gun but the deer actually found two Oh no no no [Verse 2] They say trashy was arrested They found the dumptruck crashed in a ditch They found the trash man's body in a bin But Danny Devito had it comin Oh lordy oh no oh no no no Never shoulda tried to take trashy's home. [Verse 3] Oh Bweh found two guns One deer twice the fun Bweh got two guns Bweh got two guns Whole world's come undone [verse 4] Oh deer too stronk with two gun Cops and jail can't stop her long Bweh saves trashy from prison Bweh had two guns but gives Trashy one. [Verse 5] Trashy got a gun Bweh got a gun Oh lord Walmart is in smoldering flames Broken merch and bloody displays All the butter syrup was stolen away The entire liquor isle been drank Entire store full of raccoon stank While drunk raccoon and goofy deer cuddle and loaf In a trash heap full of guns and no soap-- Bang.