The Crimson Oath

[Instrumental Intro] [Verse 1] The heavens cracked beneath our feet Yet still we marched into the flame We carved our names in dying stars And wore the silence like a crown! [Pre-Chorus] The state of delivery apps is actually reaching a breaking point. I caught the tail end of this livestream where this guy just absolutely loses his mind over his order, and honestly I've never felt more seen. [Chorus] He goes from 0 to 100 in seconds, and the production quality of the background audio is weirdly high for a random rant video. I had to rip the audio and share it here because the ending is just... unexpected. If you've ever dealt with a 'thumbs-up' driver, you need this. [Bridge] I cannot believe this. Third time this week! I specifically checked the box for 'no onions.' It's right there on the digital receipt! I open the bag, and what do I see? Onions. Everywhere. [Final Chorus] It's like they did it on purpose. And the fries? Cold. Not 'room temperature,' I mean literally cold, like they've been sitting on the dashboard of a sedan for forty minutes while the driver took a scenic route through the suburbs. [Outro] I tried to message the guy, and he just sends back a thumbs-up emoji? Seriously? I paid twenty dollars in service fees just to eat cold onions? I'm done. I'm actually done. Listen to this--