[Verse 1] It’s 7 AM, my alarm rings loud, Mom says, “Wake up, make your country proud!” I got a physics test I can’t survive, Equations chasing me like a bee hive. Every formula, every stupid graph, I’m stuck in class trying not to laugh, But deep inside, I’m plotting a plan, To time-travel back and stop that man. [Chorus] Why d’you let the apple fall on Newton? Why’d you even have to start that chain reaction? Now I’m stuck with gravity, and vectors too, All because of one fruit hitting you! Why d’you let the apple fall on Newton? Now my summer’s gone, and my head’s computing, Wish you’d just have sat beneath a mango tree… Let the world stay mystery! [Verse 2] Then there’s Einstein, with that E=mc², Like I asked for homework that isn’t fair, And Pythagoras, with his triangle pride, I’ve got no peace on the maths side. Curie, Tesla, Archimedes too, I didn’t sign up for all this, did you? My notebook’s crying, my pen’s worn down, Wish I could crown them with the “Stop it!” crown. [Chorus] Why d’you let the apple fall on Newton? Why’d you even have to start that chain reaction? Now I’m stuck with gravity, and vectors too, All because of one fruit hitting you! Why d’you let the apple fall on Newton? Now my weekends are just numbers and solutions, Wish you’d just have chilled under a coconut tree… Let the world stay mystery! [Bridge] (playful, almost whisper-singing) If I could, I’d send you a note, “Dear Sir Isaac, don’t rock the boat… Forget your laws, forget the proof, Just lie back, man… and stare at the roof.” [Final Chorus] Why d’you let the apple fall on Newton? Why’d you even have to start that chain reaction? Now I’m stuck with formulas I never use, And theorems that keep stealing my snooze! Why d’you let the apple fall on Newton? Thanks to you, my free time’s all diluted, Wish you’d just have stayed in bed till three… Let the world stay mystery!
