Pescatarian's Dilemma

Dangerpotter

Real Small Tuna

Dangerpotter

ska punk, third wave ska, punk

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms!

https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf

https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913

[Intro: Internal conflict]
(Don't do it!)
But I'm hungry...
(You're a TUNA!)

[Verse 1]
Walked past a taco truck today at three (Oh no!)
The smell of fish tacos calling me (Don't answer!)
My fins started sweating, my gills went tight
Is it cannibalism if they're cooked just right?
This moral crisis brought me to my knees!
(You're literally a fish!)

[Pre-Chorus]
But I'm pescatarian, what does that mean?
When YOU'RE the pescatarian's cuisine?
AM I THE MEAL?
OR AM I THE DINER?

[Chorus]
IT'S THE PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA!
(You can't eat your cousin!)
My ethical system needs an enema!
(That's disgusting!)
Are we friends or are we food?
This philosophical mood
HAS ME QUESTIONING EVERYTHING!
(Just eat the beans!)

[Trombone Solo - Having an existential crisis]

[Verse 2]
Called my therapist, she's a seahorse named Deb (Hi Deb!)
She said "These thoughts are tangled like a web" (So tangled!)
"You're not just tuna, you're also a man!"
"Wait no you're not, you're in a tuna band"
Now I'm more confused than when this started, Deb!
(Deb's not helping!)

[Pre-Chorus]
If vegetables have feelings too
Then what am I supposed to do?
PHOTOSYNTHESIZE?
I DON'T HAVE CHLOROPHYLL!

[Chorus]
IT'S THE PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA!
(This is getting worse!)
Caught between the menu and the stigma!
(Order pizza!)
But pizza has anchovies sometimes
These culinary crimes
MAKE ME QUESTION WHO I AM!
(You're Real Small Tuna!)

[Bridge - Philosophical Breakdown]
Socrates said "Know thyself"
But I don't know if I'm food or not!
(You're not food!)
Descartes said "I think therefore I am"
I think... I want that fish taco really bad
(NO!)
Therefore I am... A MONSTER?

[Saxophone Solo - Playing both sides of the argument]

[Breakdown - Restaurant menu panic]
Look at this menu! (PUT IT DOWN!)
Salmon! (That's your friend Steve!)
Lobster! (That's your aunt!)
Calamari! (That's just wrong!)
Fish and chips! (British violence!)
SUSHI PLATTER! (MASS MURDER!)
Wait... is seaweed okay? (Yeah that's probably fine)
THANK GOD SOMETHING'S SAFE!

[Final Chorus - Complete breakdown]
IT'S THE PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA!
(You need therapy!)
This paradox is giving me edema!
(That's concerning!)
I'll just eat the chips and salsa
While I cry and do the salsa
PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA!

[Outro - Drive-thru disaster]
"Welcome to Captain's Seafood, may I take your order?"
I'll have the... the... 
(Don't say fish tacos!)
THE FISH TACOS! NO! WAIT!
JUST GIVE ME 47 HASHBROWNS!
"Sir, we don't sell hashbrowns"
I KNOW!
(You're a disaster)
But I'm a hungry disaster...

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Listen to Real Small Tuna on all major music platforms! https://open.spotify.com/album/0WxEw0BzhjZND3hFnoktOz?si=4U4XFwaCQP-Bc8goHyg3tg https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lcWRBCJfaYKQf3sMYKtG7mZ3Ov1OKX0OU&si=Heingtfvg7FbSNTf https://music.apple.com/us/album/ska-fever-by-the-water/1841407913 [Intro: Internal conflict] (Don't do it!) But I'm hungry... (You're a TUNA!) [Verse 1] Walked past a taco truck today at three (Oh no!) The smell of fish tacos calling me (Don't answer!) My fins started sweating, my gills went tight Is it cannibalism if they're cooked just right? This moral crisis brought me to my knees! (You're literally a fish!) [Pre-Chorus] But I'm pescatarian, what does that mean? When YOU'RE the pescatarian's cuisine? AM I THE MEAL? OR AM I THE DINER? [Chorus] IT'S THE PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA! (You can't eat your cousin!) My ethical system needs an enema! (That's disgusting!) Are we friends or are we food? This philosophical mood HAS ME QUESTIONING EVERYTHING! (Just eat the beans!) [Trombone Solo - Having an existential crisis] [Verse 2] Called my therapist, she's a seahorse named Deb (Hi Deb!) She said "These thoughts are tangled like a web" (So tangled!) "You're not just tuna, you're also a man!" "Wait no you're not, you're in a tuna band" Now I'm more confused than when this started, Deb! (Deb's not helping!) [Pre-Chorus] If vegetables have feelings too Then what am I supposed to do? PHOTOSYNTHESIZE? I DON'T HAVE CHLOROPHYLL! [Chorus] IT'S THE PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA! (This is getting worse!) Caught between the menu and the stigma! (Order pizza!) But pizza has anchovies sometimes These culinary crimes MAKE ME QUESTION WHO I AM! (You're Real Small Tuna!) [Bridge - Philosophical Breakdown] Socrates said "Know thyself" But I don't know if I'm food or not! (You're not food!) Descartes said "I think therefore I am" I think... I want that fish taco really bad (NO!) Therefore I am... A MONSTER? [Saxophone Solo - Playing both sides of the argument] [Breakdown - Restaurant menu panic] Look at this menu! (PUT IT DOWN!) Salmon! (That's your friend Steve!) Lobster! (That's your aunt!) Calamari! (That's just wrong!) Fish and chips! (British violence!) SUSHI PLATTER! (MASS MURDER!) Wait... is seaweed okay? (Yeah that's probably fine) THANK GOD SOMETHING'S SAFE! [Final Chorus - Complete breakdown] IT'S THE PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA! (You need therapy!) This paradox is giving me edema! (That's concerning!) I'll just eat the chips and salsa While I cry and do the salsa PESCATARIAN'S DILEMMA! [Outro - Drive-thru disaster] "Welcome to Captain's Seafood, may I take your order?" I'll have the... the... (Don't say fish tacos!) THE FISH TACOS! NO! WAIT! JUST GIVE ME 47 HASHBROWNS! "Sir, we don't sell hashbrowns" I KNOW! (You're a disaster) But I'm a hungry disaster...

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