Coffee on my favorite shirt, burned my toast as well. Missed my bus by half a minute — oh well, what the hell. Guess I needed exercise, running might be fun. Then the clouds burst open — free shower, everyone! Could be better, could be worse. Check the mirror before I curse... Abracadabra, my Wonderbra, is a superstar. Look in the mirror — (hey, not bad!) Things could be worse by far. Hair's a mess, but I don't care. Got everything where it should be there. Abracadabra, my Wonderbra, is a superstar! Bought a fish roll at the harbor, took one little bite. Seagull swooped down from nowhere — gone and out of sight. Hey, you feathered little bastard, hope you liked it too. Probably way too fatty — so thanks, that's lunch for you! Could be better, could be worse. Then I see myself and stop the curse... Abracadabra, my Wonderbra, is a superstar. Caught my reflection in a window downtown — damn, I'm looking good so far! Hair's still wet, my shoes are too. But that shop window likes the view. Abracadabra, my Wonderbra, is a superstar! Then my boyfriend calls me up: “Baby, we need to talk.” Oh God. Here it comes. “I think that we should break it off...” Thank God! I wanted you gone! (laughing) No more waiting for his texts, no more stupid fights. No more stealing all my blanket every single night. Funny how a lousy day can turn itself around. Lost my lunch, lost my boyfriend — look what I just found! Abracadabra, my Wonderbra is a superstar. Take a selfie — click, there I am! Single never looked this glam. No perfect boyfriend, no perfect day — wouldn't want it any other way. Abracadabra, my Wonderbra is a superstar! Rain keeps falling... Bus is gone... Seagull's fed... Boyfriend's gone... Not bad. For a day. Abracadabra! Abracadabra, my Wonderbra is a superstar! a superstar Abracadabra!
