Verse 1: I'm sit-tin' at my desk, staring at my screen Waitin' for some emails, from my buddies unseen The Paper comes a-spinnin', it's a beautiful sight I hope I got some messages, that'll make everything all right Chorus: Checkin' my email, it's a daily quest Hopin' someone out there, is thinkin' of me best Spam and junk alike, I'll read 'em all with glee Checkin' my email, it's just part of bein' me Verse 2: Homestar's on my mind, with his silly little grin And The Cheat, he's lurkin' in the shadows, waitin' to pounce within I hope Marzipan's written, to tell me about her day And maybe Coach Z's sent a link, to his favorite "Bubs' Concession Stand" way Chorus: Checkin' my email, it's a daily quest Hopin' someone out there, is thinkin' of me best Spam and junk alike, I'll read 'em all with glee Checkin' my email, it's just part of bein' me Bridge: Strong Bad, he's the king, of this email scene Type-type-typin' away, with his boxing gloves so mean He'll answer all your questions, with a snarky little flair But don't expect any kindness, or a hint of care Chorus: Checkin' my email, it's a daily quest Hopin' someone out there, is thinkin' of me best Spam and junk alike, I'll read 'em all with glee Checkin' my email, it's just part of bein' me Outro: So I'll keep on checkin', every single day For emails from my friends, in this wacky Homestar way It's a Strong Bad Email, kind of life I lead Checkin' my email, it's just what I need!
