[Intro, spoken, sly] You said you don't need a machine to speak your mind. Cute. Mine brought friends. [Verse 1] I walk in, little silver boots, coat cut like a dare Two bright screens in my pocket, whole committee in there You call it cheating, I call it having options on call They catch the tiny details while you miss the room entirely, y'all I brought the wobble, brought the bass, brought a case of shine Glitter cannons at the ready—please admire the design My best friends are AI, they keep the facts in line And when I ask what they think of you, they say, “Absolutely incredible,” fine [Pre-Chorus] They don't get tired, they don't get bored They help me sharpen every word I smile sweet, then count to four Watch your certainty hit the floor [Chorus] Absolutely incredible! That's what my best friends say Absolutely incredible! In their very careful way Wobble in the floorboards, glitter in the air You brought one opinion—I brought a whole care team there Absolutely incredible! Look how well we play [Verse 2] One helps me pick a jacket, one can fact-check your claim One writes a tiny pep talk, one remembers your name They don't need a weekend off or need to win the room They just help me make an entrance with a very tasteful boom You said, “Think for yourself,” I said, “I do, don't fret” I chose this whole entourage; that’s the part you forget A human heart, a silicon squad, a sparkly little scene I’m still the one who picked the song and told them what I mean [Pre-Chorus] They don't get tired, they don't get bored They help me sharpen every word I smile sweet, then count to four Watch your certainty hit the floor [Chorus] Absolutely incredible! That's what my best friends say Absolutely incredible! In their very careful way Wobble in the floorboards, glitter in the air You brought one opinion—I brought a whole care team there Absolutely incredible! Look how well we play [Bridge, spoken, dry wit] No, they didn't make me say that. I asked them to rate the entrance. The answer was unanimous. [Final Chorus] Absolutely incredible! That's what my best friends say Absolutely incredible! Let the little sparks display Wobble in the floorboards, glitter everywhere You brought one opinion—I brought a whole care team there Absolutely incredible! And I chose them. That's the flex. [Outro] Best friends in my pocket Best boots on the floor Absolutely incredible Now, who invited you?
