[Verse 1] You ruined my sleep My peace My weekends with the guys You shattered my pride My plans My perfectly scheduled life You turned my calm little kingdom Into drama and slammed doors Every time you said “we need to talk” I heard distant war [Chorus] This is my terrible vengeance You’re gonna pay for what you’ve done For every tear Every tantrum Every argument I never won I’ll chain you to this chaos Till we’re wrinkled Old And grey My terrible vengeance is coming You won’t escape today (oh no) [Verse 2] You stole my hoodie My playlist My side of the bed You laughed at my cooking My jokes The weird things I said You made my heart crash and reboot Every time you walked by You’re the reason I’m grinning like an idiot When I meant to stay dignified [Chorus] This is my terrible vengeance You’re gonna pay for what you’ve done For every fight Every silence Every time I thought we were done I’ll bind you to this madness Till we’re wrinkled Old And grey My terrible vengeance is coming You won’t escape today [Bridge] You think I’m kidding You think I’m cruel You think I’m plotting something Beautifully cruel (yeah) So here’s the curse The final blow I’m down on one knee And I’m letting you know… [Chorus] This is my terrible vengeance For every scar you carved in me Spend all your mornings and your midnights Stuck in this love you helped create Wear this ring like a life sentence Till we’re wrinkled Old And free My terrible vengeance is simple: Marry me Marry me Marry me (hey!) [Outro] Yeah My terrible vengeance Turned out soft as it could be You ruined my life so perfectly Now ruin the rest With me
