A Funky, Funky Christmas

[Intro – bass groove, hand claps, sleigh bells, horns hit] [Spoken] “Hey! Hey!” “Come on everybody!” “The house is jumpin' tonight!” [Verse 1] Christmas lights dancin' on the wall Everyone's comin' when we call Turn it up, let the good times roll A little bit of rhythm, and a lot of soul Mama's in the kitchen, Daddy's got the beat Grandma's in the hallway movin' her feet Put another record on the stereo It's Christmas time, baby, let's go! [Pre-Chorus] Clap your hands! Stomp your feet! Everybody's got that Christmas beat! [Chorus] IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Shake it all night long! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Everybody sing along! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Come on and dance with me! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS It's the best place to be! Jingle that rhythm, shake it to the right Everybody's feelin' good tonight Put your hands up, let your worries go Join the funky Christmas show! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Yeah, we're gonna groove tonight! [Verse 2] Kids are racing down the hallway floor Got some mistletoe hangin' by the door Little sister's dancin' in her Christmas shoes Everyone's movin' with nothin' to lose There's presents underneath the tree But the best gift here is you and me We're warm inside and everything's alright We're celebrating Christmas tonight! [Pre-Chorus] Ring those bells! Clap those hands! Everyone together in a holiday band! [Chorus] IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Shake it all night long! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Everybody sing along! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Come on and dance with me! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS It's the best place to be! Jingle that rhythm, shake it to the right Everybody's feelin' good tonight Put your hands up, let your worries go Join the funky Christmas show! [Bridge – call & response] Ho! Ho! Ho! Can you feel it? Who's got the Christmas spirit? (We got it!) Shake your shoulders! Move your feet! Get that Christmas groove! (We got it!) [Funk breakdown – bass, hand claps, sleigh bells] Left side! (Hey!) Right side! (Hey!) Everybody! (Hey!) Now bring it back! One, two, three, four! Shake that Christmas tree! (Hey!) [Final Chorus] IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Shake it all night long! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Come on and sing this song! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS Come on and dance with me! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS It's the best place to be! Jingle that rhythm, rock that tree Everybody's where they wanna be Raise your hands and let love shine It's Christmas, baby, and we're feelin' fine! IT'S A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS [Shouted] “Everybody sing it!” A FUNKY, FUNKY CHRISTMAS TONIGHT! [Outro – horns, sleigh bells, bass vamp] Shake it! (Hey!) Shake it! (Hey!) Keep that funky feelin' going.... All night! [Shouted] “Merry Christmas everybody!” HO! HO! HO!