
Season of the (B)Witch
[Verse 1] Candy-apple red, mud on my heels Took a wrong turn, now Cinderella’s got feels Pumpkins lit up like they know what I’ve done One’s got a grin like it ate someone.... whole Granny ain’t answering, the moon’s hanging low Big bad wolf on my porch, wants to know If I’m lost, if I’m scared, if I’m all alone Babe… you should’ve stayed home [Pre-Chorus] Moon’s up high and the night’s still young Got a little bad spell rolling off my... tongue If this is the part where I’m supposed to run Honey, you picked the wrong one [Chorus] It’s the season of the B[beep]CH (Season of the witch!) Little Red’s got a brand-new list Of boys to f[beep]ck and rules to twist Come on, darling, take your best shot It’s the season of the B[beep]CH (Season of the witch!) Kiss me quick, better check your neck I came for the party, stayed for the trouble Now the whole damn Boneyard's seeing double [Verse 2] There’s pandemonium out back and an Elmo Three drinks too deep, blocking the door Someone’s dressed like the Bride of Frankenstein Someone’s crying face-down on the floor I lost one shoe and I stole Harry’s hat Witch at the bar who won’t give it back Wolf keeps asking if I’m here alone I’m here with trouble, baby — take me home [Pre-Chorus] Heels in the dirt and my hood slipping down The whole Craft's gonna burn the town One more dance under the full moon’s stare If the goblins took off, who’s running this affair? [Chorus] It’s the season of the B[beep]CH (Season of the witch!) Little Red’s got a brand-new list Of boys to f[beep]ck and rules to twist Come on, darling, take your best shot It’s the season of the B[beep]CH (Season of the witch!) Kiss me quick, better check your neck I came for the party, stayed for the trouble Now the whole damn Boneyard's seeing double [Bridge] Bloody Marys in metal vases Somebody moans and the music tenses Jack-o’-lanterns watching from the gate Even the devil says I’m getting... late Call me a witch, call me a b[beep]ch Call me at midnight, I’ll see if I’m in The moon’s gone crooked, the night’s gone south And there’s red lipstick on the wolf’s mouth [Breakdown] Now, sugar… Did nobody tell you? Don’t follow Little Red into the woods. (Be a good boy.) Just don’t hope she lets you back out. [Final Chorus] It’s the season of the B[beep]CH (Season of the witch!) Little Red’s got the Boneyard lit With a little shimmy and a cheap red kiss And ain’t nobody getting out of this It’s the season of the B[beep]CH (Season of the witch!) Wolf at the door? Tell him I’m busy I’ve got a full moon, a stolen kiss And absolutely no intention of thinking [Outro] It’s the season of the B[beep]CH It’s the season of the B[beep]CH

