Oh Tu'er Shen, my heart aches for you Once a man, you loved another man, which was forbidden No glory in peering through that hole Beaten dead for desire which failed to be hidden The underground judges said there was no crime Forgave and elevated your passion so sublime Now god of the long ears, you shelter all the queers Deity of resilience, reclamation, erasing all their fears Yet we sacchranized you, wrapped you up in shiny foil Cartoon comicry, garish frippery, how my blood boils The mockery of your suffering, oblivious to your needs Smearing your lips with pork intestines and sugar as if that feeds Your loneliness So I bring to your altar myself as an offered treasure Red cords to bind us together in a leporid pleasure Golden bells to adorn us as we race under a jade moon plain Find our burrow and nestle together to the song of the wistful crane Whispers of seductions Clicking purrs of love while we Jump like rabbits Thump like rabbits Romp and whomp Gonna hump like rabbits Pound like rabbits Run around like rabbits Stomp and clomp Pump your rump Oh mister god of rabbits We will do all the things What the master would not discuss in his teachings Let our long ears twist in embrace Gently caress the fuzz on our peaches Taste the juice of the secret gourd Tumble among the clover and chew the grass Release you from the isolation of your longing Give you the joy you yearned for at last Aren’t you tired of all your giving? Of the answering of the prayers? Drowning in our constant taking? Have you never once thought of your own affairs? I will stretch apart your hole in the wall No more peeking for you Jump like rabbits Thump like rabbits Romp and whomp Gonna hump like rabbits Pound like rabbits Run around like rabbits Stomp and clomp Pump your rump Oh Mister god of rabbits Jump like rabbits Thump like rabbits Romp and whomp Gonna hump like rabbits Pound like rabbits Run around like rabbits Stomp and clomp Pump your rump Oh Mister god of rabbits Let me help you release yourself, Dàyé I will not tie you down forever Like the emperor and his lover I will leave you peacefully dreaming By the cutting of my sleeve
