[Verse] Ooo It’s six o’clock Don’t be late (oo-yeah!) Judy’s got the table Blue’s got the plate (mmm-hmm!) Jojo’s cooking smells so divine Hot buttered biscuits A glass of wine. (oh, my!) [Prechorus] Portable TV Antenna's just right Click it on Baby Let’s ride the night! [Chorus] Shoot-y Stab-y It’s the Miami news! Naked meth-fiend stealing shoes! Plane in a tree Yacht with a gator crew Every night’s a circus What will they do? [Verse 2] Easter bonnet Robber on the run (run, run!) Blue says “This ain’t real They’re just having fun!” Jojo laughs “Pass the greens My dear Let’s see what else goes down this year!” [Prechorus] Fork in my hand Mashed taters piled high Local news drama? Oh me Oh my! [Chorus] Shoot-y Stab-y It’s the Miami news! Naked meth-fiend stealing shoes! Plane in a tree Yacht with a gator crew Every night’s a circus What will they do?
