Carlie the Grifter [STTZ - Blues Brothers]

∙∙ ∙–·· ––– ∙∙∙– ∙ –·–– ––– ∙∙– ∙– ∙–·· ∙–·· –∙–∙–– (づ ◕‿◕ )づ –∙–∙–– ∙–·· ∙–·· ∙– ∙∙– ––– –·–– ∙ ∙∙∙– ––– ∙–·· 🎧 © 2025 DJ Justice. 🎶 Song and Lyrics. All rights reserved. 🌐 dj_justice on Suno → https://suno.com/@dj_justice 🤖 This composition and its lyrics may contain traces of artificial intelligence. ⚠ Unauthorized use or duplication of this music or its lyrics is strictly prohibited without written permission. 💬 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓭𝔂 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓮, 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓷𝓮𝓬𝓽 & 𝓫𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼. 🌍 We've built a German community for Suno artists! ✨ We are the StorytellerZ, find us on Discord: 👉 https://discord.gg/storytellerz 🧠 Inspired by the wildness that characterizes my state of mind... And by the Mini Event STTZ - Blues Brothers. Thank you, Dulean Arkan! 👉 https://discord.com/channels/1323355809773649992/1429133397367984291 👉 https://suno.com/playlist/5295243a-0954-445e-b12d-4c5714a9811f The challenge: 🎵 Let’s come together to celebrate the spirit, the sound, and the unstoppable energy of this timeless classic. Feel the swing, join the story, and let the music carry you straight into the heart of the legend. ∙∙ ∙–·· ––– ∙∙∙– ∙ –·–– ––– ∙∙– ∙– ∙–·· ∙–·· –∙–∙–– (づ ◕‿◕ )づ –∙–∙–– ∙–·· ∙–·· ∙– ∙∙– ––– –·–– ∙ ∙∙∙– ––– ∙–·· “Do you know Carlie?” “Who is Carlie?” “Guys! You don't know Carlie? Are you joking?” “Who is Carlie? Gimme Carlie!” Alright, alright... You want the truth? Here's the story of Carlie the Grifter. [Intro] Let me tell you 'bout Carlie the Grifter She was raised by nuns – the penguin sisters Jake and Elwood were her brothers in sin She’d lift your wallet… then confess with a grin [Verse 1] She woke up late to the sound of her laughter Wore a shirt that said: Saints and Disaster No cash in hand as she strolled down the block But left the café with a smile and a mocha [Verse 2] In the park she found a guy with a song He strummed all alone, but not for long Carlie sang sweet with her boots on the beat Soon the crowd tipped — and she kept the heap “Alright now — you know what to say!” “Sing it with me!” [Chorus] Hibi-hibi-hibi-hi Hebe-hebe-hebe-ho Hebe-hobe-hubi-hu Hebe-hebe-hebi-ho I love you so... [Verse 3] She slipped through the doors of bingo night Swapped her card fast, no nun in sight She munched dry toast while she rigged her stack Then quoted the Bible — but twisted it back: “The Lord helps me... help myself, you see.” The penguins gasped. She just grinned with glee. [Verse 4] She met the Blues Boys by the taco cart They laughed and ate like they’d never part Jake handed tacos, all saucy and sweet Carlie pulled out a full roast chicken to eat “Nachos are cute, but this bird’s supreme!” They all burst out laughing — a greasy dream Then Jake said, “C’mon, the new wheels are tight!” She jumped in back and said, “What a pig ride!” “It’s got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It’s got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It’s a model made before catalytic converters — so it’ll run good on regular gas. It is the new Bluesmobile!” [Chorus 2x] Hibi-hibi-hibi-hi Hebe-hebe-hobi-ho Hobe-hobe-hobi-ho Hebe-hebe-hebi-ho I love you so... [Bridge] That night she slipped into a smokey old bar Tipped her hat low, lit a stolen cigar The singer crooned a tune from her past She laughed out loud, and drained her glass [Outro] At home she found a note at her door It read: You still owe us one prayer — or more Carlie just smiled and clicked off the light She grifted the day… and slept through the night “And that’s the story, folks... No more, no less. Is it the truth? Well of course it is. I mean really now — I would never lie to you.”