[Wizard] "Ahhh, now this is more like it What luck that I found this empty cave Dry, secluded, plenty of room for the books No villagers knocking at my door No apprentices blowing themselves up No kings asking me to curse their enemies. And best of all...perfectly peaceful and quiet." [Wizard] "What the?” [Wizard] “What the hell was that??” [Verse 1] Found me a cave at the foot of the mountain Miles from a village, not a neighbor around Dragged in my books and a trunk full of potions Put up my staff & I settled right down Candles were burning, the kettle was singing Finally found me some peace & some quiet [Pre-Chorus] Something underneath me Something way down low Shaking all my bottles Making everything glow I put my ear against the stone And felt it hit again [Instrumental] [Wizard] Deep in the mountain an eyelid was opening Something ancient wasn't sleeping anymore Smoke filled the tunnel, the whole cave was trembling Claws started scraping their way across the floor [Verse 2] Out of the darkness With fire in his throat Came one pissed-off dragon Breathing ash & smoke [Dragon] "YOU!" [Wizard] "ME?" [Dragon] "TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!" [Wizard] "BUT THAT ISN'T ME!" [Wizard] We both looked down [Wizard] "You hear that?" [Wizard] "Whoever’s down beneath us is pissing off me and you" [Wizard] He showed me his teeth, I raised my staff, then we both started down into the black [Wizard] The bass hit even harder and we both said [Wizard and Dragon] "Fuck that" [Chorus] Dragons and wizards Fire and strings Going down together To find the bastard underneath Dragons and wizards Thunder and flame If somebody wants a noise war We can play that fucking game [Verse 3] Down through the tunnels Deeper and deeper Every step we took That bass just got meaner Dragon brought the thunder Wizard brought the riffs Every time the low end hit us We answered back with this Fire down the hallway Lightning on the walls Drums like rolling boulders Shaking through the halls We rounded one last corner Ready for a fight And there he fucking was In a haze of purple light Three feet tall and green as sin Speakers stacked behind him With a nasty little grin Goblins all around him, moving to the beat The dragon looked at me I looked back at him [Wizard] "What the hell is THAT?" [Goblin] “That’s Booty Goblin” [Chorus] Dragons and wizards Fire and strings Booty Goblin on the bass Making the whole damn cavern ring Dragons and wizards Thunder and flame If the goblin wants a bass war Then we're bringing him the pain Dragons and wizards Turn it up and rip Bass against the guitar Let the whole damn mountain split [Instrumental] [Bridge] The goblin dropped the low end The wizard hit a chord The dragon started moving Like he'd never moved before [Wizard] "Are you headbanging?" [Dragon] "Me?? Uhhh, noo" [Wizard] "Oh, fuck it" [Final Chorus] Dragons & wizards Fire & strings Booty Goblin on the bass Now everybody fucking swings Dragons and wizards Thunder and flame Started as a noise war Now we're blowing out the cave Dragons and wizards Raise another round Nobody won the battle We just found a better sound Turn the fucking amps up Let the low end hit Dragons, wizards, goblins Let it rip!!! [Outro] Wizard took the east wing; Dragon kept the gold Goblin got the basement where the bass stays loud & bold Travelers hear thunder rolling through the hills They say it's dragons & wizards But we know who's downstairs still… The Booty Goblin Lair… Lair…Lair....
