[Intro] Awww, did I hurt the widdle bitty pedal files feel win's. Ohh, boo boo. Come here now, it's otay. Just...shhhh... “What the?!” Shhhh... “Ah!” Shhhh.... “Snap!” ...There we go. That's better. [Verse 1] The PEDAL FILE’s , try to normalize and formalize the contextual deviancy of boinkin' hormonalized children. The PEDAL FILE’s want to make it okay to date grape the underaged. The PEDAL FILE’s want to show up at our houses when we aren't home and hope that Chris Hansen isn't there. The PEDAL FILE’s stalk profiles and mobile's for pictures of our kids in their underwear. The PEDAL FILE’s want to do things that even "I" won't say. And want us to be okay with that. If that doesn't make you angry, It should. But yet, [Chorus] We can't say, PEDAL FILE Can't say, PEDAL FILE. PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE. PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL FILE. But we can't say, PEDAL FILE Can't say, PEDAL FILE. PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE. PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL FILE. WE CANT SAY PEDAL FILE! [Verse 2] I've got a be honest. I don't even want to talk about thit anymore. Makes me ill. Soooo... This verse is about the real People's Champion. Chris Hansen. Walk in with ya, Pants off prance off ready for the dance off. GET HANSENED! GET HANSENED! Chat a pretty little kiddie for the giga dee giga dee. GET HANSENED! GET HANSENED! Try to say "No Diddy", and you skibidee bibidee when you caught up in the Hibidee Jibadee. GET HANSENED! GET HANSENED! [Chorus] Chris Hansen! He's the Man with a Plan. Chris Hansen! He's got you Caught in Jam. Chris Hansen! Chris Hansen! Chris Hansen! He's the Man with a Plan. Chris Hansen! He's got you Caught in Jam. Chris Hansen! Chris Hansen! [Bridge] I only made this song because we can't say pedal file. It never would've existed if we could've. I be petty like that. Because... [Chorus] We can't say, PEDAL FILE Can't say, PEDAL FILE. PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE. PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL FILE. But we can't say, PEDAL FILE Can't say, PEDAL FILE. PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE PEDAL FILE. PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL PEDAL FILE. WE CANT SAY PEDAL FILE! [End]
