Miss Phantasma Flirtmore's Wooing Wail #TheTavern

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Though she enjoys the thrill of the chase, she never lingers long enough for anyone to truly win her spectral heart, laughing as her admirers clutch at thin air. On rare occasions, when the ale is flowing and the bard sings her favorite tune, some say you can hear her ghostly giggle drifting through the rafters—just before an unattended drink mysteriously tips itself over.
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[Verse 1]
Oh, gather ye close, take heed and beware,
Of a ghost with a grin and a flick of her hair!
She’ll bat her bright eyes, she’ll whisper so sweet,
But lads, "she’s got no pulse or heartbeat!"

[Chorus]
Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore!
Swoops through the tavern, leaves hearts on the floor!
Kisses the warriors, winks at the elves,
Then vanishes laughing—she just loves herself!

[Verse 2]
A goblin once swore he’d marry her fast,
'Til he reached for her hand—and right through it passed!
A bard fell in love and wrote her a tune,
She clapped till he finished, then phased through the room!

[Chorus]
Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore!
Steals all your love, then floats through the door!
Flirts with the dwarves, the nobles, the knaves,
But don’t try to hold her—she’s bound to the grave!

[Verse 3]
A nobleman knelt, proposed with a ring,
She laughed and she said, "You’d make a fine fling!"
But when he reached in for one little kiss,
He got nothing but air—and a cold, ghostly hiss!

[Chorus]
Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore!
Drives all the suitors mad to the core!
Plays with their hearts, she teases, she spins,
But at the night's end—she vanishes again!

[Bridge]
She danced with a fairy, she winked at a knight,
She promised a goblin she’d stay the whole night!
But when the sun rose, the drinkers all knew,
She'd vanished once more… like morning dew!

[Final Chorus]
Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore!
A ghostly heartbreaker, a tavern folklore!
Lads, don’t you chase her, don’t fall for her game,
She’ll love you, then leave you… without a last name!

[Thank you for Listening]
Checkout #TheTavern playlist
https://suno.com/playlist/b078426b-4659-4f35-87f3-66635ebbf7bc

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Miss Phantasma Flirtmore is a mischievous, ghostly heartbreaker who haunts the Tinkertune Tavern, delighting in wooing the living with winks, whispers, and phantom caresses—only to vanish just as they fall for her charms. Once a notorious flirt in life, she refuses to let death get in the way of her playful teasing, leaving a trail of love-struck warriors, befuddled elves, and utterly bamboozled goblins in her wake. Though she enjoys the thrill of the chase, she never lingers long enough for anyone to truly win her spectral heart, laughing as her admirers clutch at thin air. On rare occasions, when the ale is flowing and the bard sings her favorite tune, some say you can hear her ghostly giggle drifting through the rafters—just before an unattended drink mysteriously tips itself over. -------------------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1] Oh, gather ye close, take heed and beware, Of a ghost with a grin and a flick of her hair! She’ll bat her bright eyes, she’ll whisper so sweet, But lads, "she’s got no pulse or heartbeat!" [Chorus] Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore! Swoops through the tavern, leaves hearts on the floor! Kisses the warriors, winks at the elves, Then vanishes laughing—she just loves herself! [Verse 2] A goblin once swore he’d marry her fast, 'Til he reached for her hand—and right through it passed! A bard fell in love and wrote her a tune, She clapped till he finished, then phased through the room! [Chorus] Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore! Steals all your love, then floats through the door! Flirts with the dwarves, the nobles, the knaves, But don’t try to hold her—she’s bound to the grave! [Verse 3] A nobleman knelt, proposed with a ring, She laughed and she said, "You’d make a fine fling!" But when he reached in for one little kiss, He got nothing but air—and a cold, ghostly hiss! [Chorus] Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore! Drives all the suitors mad to the core! Plays with their hearts, she teases, she spins, But at the night's end—she vanishes again! [Bridge] She danced with a fairy, she winked at a knight, She promised a goblin she’d stay the whole night! But when the sun rose, the drinkers all knew, She'd vanished once more… like morning dew! [Final Chorus] Ohhhh, Miss Phantasma Flirtmore! A ghostly heartbreaker, a tavern folklore! Lads, don’t you chase her, don’t fall for her game, She’ll love you, then leave you… without a last name! [Thank you for Listening] Checkout #TheTavern playlist https://suno.com/playlist/b078426b-4659-4f35-87f3-66635ebbf7bc

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