[Verse] Squeak squeak says the little guy In a headset that's way too high Spinning in his tiny chair He's got the answers Don't despair [Prechorus] Clickity-clack Paws on the keys Tech wizardry? He does it with ease [Chorus] Guinea pig hotline Hold the line Troubleshoot your world in record time Tiny paws Big solutions Yeah that's the trick Who knew tech support could be this quick [Verse 2] Chewing a wire Oops my bad Don’t worry ma’am It’s not that bad Reset the router Turn it on By the time I’m done Your bugs are gone [Bridge] Hold music? It's a wheel that spins Little guy's got the drive to win You’re on hold But he's running fast Fixing tech Squeak by squeak It’s a blast [Chorus] Guinea pig hotline Hold the line Troubleshoot your world in record time Tiny paws Big solutions Yeah that's the trick Who knew tech support could be this quick
