I met a Minister, called him Maxister, he didn't complain, just looked more sinister. Want a Mini-Van, thought "that's way too small", so I drew a Giga-Van twelve feet tall. The more I think, the less I know, the language started bending about some beers ago. If MILLI means little, then GIGA means grand, I'm fixing the dictionary with a snap of my hand. MICRO to MEGA, TINY to STRONG, Don't blame me, baby, the dictionary's wrong. Looked for a Microwave, bought a Megawave, and pressed one little button, nearly surfed away. Met an Undertaker, called him Overtaker, now he's passing everybody at a hundred miles per acre. Microchip - Macrochip Inhuman - Outhuman Minigolf - Gigagolf Microphone - Megaphone If MILLI means little, then GIGA means grand, I'm fixing the dictionary with a snap of my hand. MICRO to MEGA, TINY to STRONG, Don't blame me, baby, the dictionary's wrong. Why would you call it military, if gigatary sounds grand! I'm fixing the English language with a snap of my hand. Maybe all the words are right, Maybe I'm the one that's wrong... Nah.... change your dictionary, and play this song!
