[Intro] [Intro Squeaky Balloon Sound] [Verse 1] The man about town is Dr. Michael Ass-worth Hard-on Mann the third… [Bridge Loud Voices] The THIRD!!! He is the THIRD!!! Not the Second!!! [Verse 2] He is the Man… A man with a degree from college... A degree in boobology… He’s a certified boobologist... [Chorus] He worked for the majesties health circus Worked for the majesties health circus [Interlude Bicycle Horns] [Verse 3] [Laughing, Whispers, Bells] [Verse 4] He is a man… A man who knows boobs… Whether they are loose or wrapped up tight There is no way to keep them out of sight [Chorus] Knows the left from the right... Knows where to find them... Knows where they like to hide… [Interlude] [Verse 5] They can be elusive Hiding and bouncing about Dr Man will find within and without [Verse 6] Big or small… Saggy or baggy… Perky or puckered… There is no hiding them from the boobologist [Chorus Stuttering] No stammer…. No stutter… Moaning or groaning can deter [Interlude] [Outro] Pound for pound all boobs will be found Dr Man is the man Dr Man is the boobologist The boobologist [Fade to End] [End]
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