[Verse 1]Cooler in the trunk, got the sunscreen packed,Kids in the sand and the chairs kicked back,Waves roll in, not a cloud in view,Frisbee?DON’T MIND IF I DO! IMF’s slipping roofies to the Third World,While we watch another seagull twirl,Somebody yell when the burgers are hot—Drones plugging kids for a parking lot! [Pre-Chorus]This is the hottest day we’ve got!Turn me over, I’m getting hot!Whole world burning, what can you say?Grab your shades—IT’S A— [Chorus]BEACH DAY! BEACH DAY!Who knows what we can do?Is that a human barbecue?I don’t know—what else do you do?But have another— BEACH DAY!BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH!BEACH DAY! [Verse 2]Bears lobbing rockets into apartment buildings!HEY! CHECK OUT THIS CASTLE I’M BUILDING!Little moat here, seashell door,Jesus Christ, there goes another war. Mom brought melon, Dad brought beer,Something just exploded over there I hearRadio says things are looking grim—Anybody wanna go for a swim? [Pre-Chorus]Markets crash and sirens wail,I got sand inside my pail,Civilization melts away—PASS THE CHIPS, IT’S A— [Chorus]BEACH DAY! BEACH DAY!Who knows what we can do?Is that a human barbecue?I don’t know—what else do you do?But have another— BEACH DAY!BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH!BEACH DAY! [Bridge]Inflatable shark!Watermelon slice!Global instability!THIS IS NICE! Kick that ball!Dig that hole!Another fucking countryJust defaulted as a whole! Wave to Grandma!Everybody smile!Pretend we didn’t hear thatFor a little while! [Final Chorus]BEACH DAY! BEACH DAY!Blue sky, ocean view!The world’s on fire—what can you do?Grab the cooler, bring the crew,We’ll have another— BEACH DAY!BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH!BEACH DAY! [Outro]Sunscreen.Sandals.Systemic decay. See you next Sunday. BEACH DAY!
