(Intro) Yo, gather 'round, I got a tale to share About a dude with tastes beyond compare No chips, no sweets, no cheesy bites Doug’s got a craving for tech delights! (Verse 1) Doug’s got a habit, kinda strange Not into snacks or candy canes No chips or dip will catch his eye It’s keyboards and mice — don't ask why (Pre-Chorus) Click, clack, lickin' that key Tongue on the spacebar, wild and free Scroll wheel spins, taste test begins Doug’s gourmet journey never ends (Chorus) Doug's lickin' the keyboard, savorin' every key A mouse in his mouth — tech delicacy QWERTY flavors, oh so divine Doug’s tastin' tech like it’s fine wine (Verse 2) Caps Lock’s crispy, Enter's bold Backspace tangy, never gets old USB cords? He gives ‘em a try Doug’s got taste — can’t deny (Pre-Chorus) Click, clack, lickin' that key Tongue on the spacebar, wild and free Scroll wheel spins, taste test begins Doug’s gourmet journey never ends (Chorus) Doug's lickin' the keyboard, savorin' every key A mouse in his mouth — tech delicacy QWERTY flavors, oh so divine Doug’s tastin' tech like it’s fine wine (Bridge) Forget the chips, forget the fries Doug’s got flavors money can't buy Mechanical, wireless, Bluetooth bliss A lick from Doug — he won’t miss! (Outro) So if your keyboard’s missin' shine Doug’s been there, takin' his time A tech connoisseur, weird but proud Doug’s tasty adventure stands out in the crowd!
