
This seems like a good place to start ab
This seems like a good place to start abracadabra watch me fart and it's never fun cuz your friends don't really like you know that you know the real secret of life is that your friends don't really like you not the only reason to your friends because they think they look better if they're hanging out with you that's true even if you're a f****** loser doesn't matter it makes them look like they're cool if they take care of a f****** loser you know that's how it is with life you know the only reason you're cool friends hang out with you is cuz they think it makes it look better like their f****** humanitarians or something but truth is is that you're just a piece of s*** and you're like a cockroach or something you know the better thing that you could do is just go back to the garden and take a s*** there and then sit in your s*** and just wait for the f****** night to come and then when the Night comes you can sit down and have fun with your friends who the f*** are your friends did you ask me that question already nobody asked me that question they just like to hear me speak cuz they're recording every word that I say that makes me want to have a f****** handjob Jesus Christ somebody send Lisa over here I've been waiting for like 6 years where the hell is Lisa anyway in Christ maybe it's Jenny I'm calling the wrong person Kenny would you get over here I'll take your place or Lisa no not can't even know like Kenny really want Lisa and Kenny is dead Kenny died man don't you know that didn't you see the f****** TV show he dies every time they killed Kenny every f****** time anyway so everybody's complaining about how Kenny gets killed in the name of this fat kid on there and I can even remember what his name is but he's really f****** annoying and all he doesn't say horrible things about people you know what he likes to do the most text and call people up on the phone and make funny jokes you know when he calls and he calls me at 4:00 in the morning and he screams out f****** songs from the TV commercial like wake up you sleepyhead Colgate gets you out of bed we got the Colgate pump we love the Colgate pump and he just screams that s*** into your ear when you f****** wake up at 4:00 in the morning because you didn't answer the phone cuz you thought it might be the police or something cuz your kid was dead so you figure your kid is dead that's why the police are calling at 4:00 in the morning wake up you sleepyhead anyway so they said they had enough of that stupid song so I'm going to start talking about something else like sex and then I'm going to stop recording

