[Intro: instrumental] [Verse] Do your balls hang low Can you swing 'em too and fro Can you tie 'em in a knot Can you tie 'em in a bow Can you swing 'em over your shoulder Like a regimental soldier Do your balls hang low [Bridge: Instrumental, Bass Solo] [Verse 2] Do they make a lusty clamour When you hit them with a hammer Do they make a hollow sound When you drag 'em on the ground Do they itch when it's hot? Do you rest them in a pot? Do your balls hang low [Break: Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Do you get them in a tangle? Do you catch them in a mangle? Do they swing in stormy weather? Do they tickle with a feather? Do they rattle when you walk? Do they jingle when you talk? Do your balls hang low [Big Finish] [Fade out] [End]
