[Verse 1] I pulled out my phone just to see what was new Looking for updates from people I knew But grandma’s replaced by an AI-made page And Jesus is carving a giant plastic cage An elderly couple celebrating ninety years Made of six-fingered pixels and uncanny tears Click on the comments, ten thousand bots reply: Amen, so inspiring! under a deepfake sky. [Pre-Chorus] Where did everybody go? It’s just a ghost town running a simulation show! Wires short-circuit, the schematics don't align Nothing here is real, but it’s tailored by design! [Chorus] Welcome to the Fakebook, step right in! Where the slop keeps spinning and the bots always win! Your daily dose of fiction, synthetic and bright, Fabricated stories keeping you up all night! Smash that like button, leave a thumbs-up emoji, Welcome to the Fakebook—where nobody is real but me! [Verse 2] Look at this lifehack, it’s a melting breadboard Soldering iron burning straight through the cord Share or bad luck for the next seven years! Scientists shocked by the world ending near! A fake news alert with a blue verified check A generated model with an extra long neck Totally legit stories going viral on the stream Floating through an endless algorithmic dream. [Pre-Chorus] Where did everybody go? It’s just a ghost town running a simulation show! Wires short-circuit, the schematics don't align Nothing here is real, but it’s tailored by design! [Chorus] Welcome to the Fakebook, step right in! Where the slop keeps spinning and the bots always win! Your daily dose of fiction, synthetic and bright, Fabricated stories keeping you up all night! Smash that like button, leave a thumbs-up emoji, Welcome to the Fakebook—where nobody is real but me! [Bridge] 0-1-0-1, feed the machine Prettiest lies that you’ve ever seen Prompting a picture, spinning a tale Put it in the feed, it’s automatically for sale Are you a human? Check all the traffic lights! Because the bots are taking over all our digital nights! [Chorus] Welcome to the Fakebook, step right in! Where the slop keeps spinning and the bots always win! Your daily dose of fiction, synthetic and bright, Fabricated stories keeping you up all night! Smash that like button, leave a thumbs-up emoji, Welcome to the Fakebook—where nobody is real but me! [Outro] Yeah, welcome to the Fakebook... Your daily dose of fiction and fabrication. Thank you for scrolling. Your engagement has been recorded. Amen.
