Adventure Party Theme Song

[Verse 1] Your town is in big trouble. Your homes are all in flames. You've got zombies all around you. Your priests are all insane. You begged for help in earnest, and our group did hear your plea. We'll answer the call and save the day, but our help won't come for free. [Chorus] The Shaman calls on spirits! The cleric her god's boon! The brute he swings his greataxe! While the bard? He flees the room! This collection might seem odd, And our plans sometimes fall flat! This is not the New Marlessa Squad! No, really! It's not called that! [Verse 2] Murder-hobo's not our style, we just like to have some fun. We're a chaotic den of guile, but we'll get the job all done. If you see us in the distance, just know that you've been saved. Though you might regret it later, we get our payday all the same. [Chorus] Idnam casts a spell, Marlessa glows and prays! Boross fuels his anger, and Auri Thunderwaves! This collection might seem odd, And our plans often fall flat! This is not the New Marlessa Squad! Good grief! It's not called that! [Bridge] Caffeine for the killing, Keebler for the bribes. We sit around and wait to see if all the group survives. The GM schemes his plotlines, gently plays them one by one. We ignore his hooks and wreck his tale, he pretends he's having fun. [Outtro] The Shaman calls on spirits! The cleric her god's boon! The brute he swings his greataxe! While the bard? He flees the room! This collection might seem odd, And our plans always fall flat! This is not the New Marlessa Squad! Stop trying! We're not called that!