Keep Your Receipt

[Verse 1] Hi. Yeah, I know. It's been a while. I haven't got the box but I've kept most of the pieces. There wasn't anything wrong with it when I took it home. That's sort of the problem. No, I haven't got the receipt. I thought you'd have my details. [Turn] You said thirty days. I remember. I just didn't know I'd want the old one back. [Hook] Keep your receipt. That's what they tell you. Keep the little proof of what it cost. Because one day you might stand here holding something perfectly good and realise you can't afford it. Keep your receipt. I didn't. [Verse 2] Original condition? Not exactly. There are marks. Nothing you'd notice under this light. It still works. Probably better than before. It's just— it doesn't fit where it used to. No, store credit won't help. I've already looked around. There's nothing else here I want. [Turn] Could you ask somebody? I don't mind waiting. I've got surprisingly good at that. [Hook] Keep your receipt. That's what they tell you. Keep the little proof of what it cost. Because one day you might stand here holding something perfectly good and realise you can't afford it. Keep your receipt. I didn't. [Break] You keep saying you can't take it back. I know. I'm explaining this badly. I'm not trying to return her. I'm trying to return me. [Second Movement] [Verse 3] There was a version that slept properly. Didn't check the time when the phone lit up. Could walk past certain places without conducting an investigation. He had hobbies. Apparently. I'd like him back if you've still got one. Same size. Less informed. [Final Hook] Keep your receipt. Not for the thing. For who you were when you walked in. Because some things leave with you even when you leave them behind. And nobody tells you that at the till. [Outro] So no refund? Fair enough. Could I have the bag? It's raining.