Bite me, Father for I have Sinned (Remastered)

Yo, check it - the Vatican's got a situation An unholy ordination, a vampire consecration The Pope got bit, his soul turned to night Now he's stalking the halls, giving the crosses a fright Hiding fangs behind robes of refined dignity But he slips up on live TV, a crimson clarity Cardinals scatter when his thirst gets provokin' Screams of "Bone appétit!" - this Pope's one for jokin' Gotta keep it PG for the Christian nations No R-rated desires for the pious sisterly patience But he can't help but swoon at the sisters in white Pray the holy water don't make him spike a fright Comic mayhem's headed your way When a nosferatu's pulling the night and day The Vatican Vampire, it's his cry to hail An undead Pontiff - this show won't fail! The immortal Pontiff's unholy greed Got him swindlin' forgiveness like an OG indeed A shady past caught up to this day-walker's reign Vampire offspring come callin' to share in the gain Centuries of unhallowed romances Bear fruit at the Vatican, a clan of unmourned chances Hungry for attention or the Papal vault key This accursed fam' puts the "fun" in dysfunction, you see Sister Innocent's habit's got him rashin' and achin' Good Golly Miss Holy, the spiritual's gettin' carnal cravings But a Lord's anointed can't chase the ecstasy Not without tragically losin' his divinity Vampire rules get broken from Rome to Kathmandu This forever-Pope's reputations blitzed straight to vaudeville Saints be praised - someone stop this eternal jokester Before Christianity's branded: the Thirst Church of Dracuster! Screams of "Bone appétit!" - this Pope's one for jokin' Gotta keep it PG for the Christian nations No R-rated desires for the pious sisterly patience But he can't help but swoon at the sisters in white Pray the holy water don't make him spike a fright Comic mayhem's headed your way When a nosferatu's pulling the night and day The Vatican Vampire, it's his cry to hail An undead Pontiff - this show won't fail!